Dork Stick

A USB flash drive that is hung around the neck by a lanyard. Seen at many spots where intellectuals gather, such as colleges, universities, meetings, symposiums, etc. Can include any USB flash drive or memory card

Jeremy created a backup of his presentation on his dork stick.

by MadFrog July 7, 2011

Flo stick

A menthol 100 cigarette you bum off an older female smoker because your habit has left you without the desired type of tobacco after a long night of debauched revelry. Your Good Samaritan of nicotine normally resembles a stereotypically haggard-looking diner waitress, aptly named Flo.

Drinking buddy A: "Dude, do you have any more smokes?"

Drinking buddy B: "No, man, I'm all out, but I was able to bum a Flo stick off that older lady over there."

by bloomintemp8 October 13, 2011

pocky-stick

when a well-endowed man, takes a massive bowel movement and gets the tip of his penis spotted with excrement

"Dude, all that bbq we ate caused me to Pocky-stick myself."

by artillery606 October 20, 2011

Noob Stick

A more affectionate term for noob. Meaning stupid geek. No good at games.

What did you do that for you noob stick?

by evuppy December 6, 2011

Goat stick

A cigarette. Also referred to as simply "goat" for short.

"Let's go smoke a goat stick," said Aaron.

by Starbis September 15, 2011

stick-in-the-gizzard

something that is detested.

Golf is my stick-in-the-gizzard.

by uttam maharjan September 23, 2011

YOU'RE the one watching it fuck-stick

And what is your study on an analogous topic going to accomplish other than your own aggrandizement, shit-for-brains? HA! *Long term he says! Ha!

Hym "Yeah, hey, I think you're deflecting to 2nd order motivational principles to detract from a pretty egregious violation of civil liberties in the vein of that E'carceration book. But what I've done is write something people are actually going to read and what I wrote isn't a derivative re-hashing of the same work-salesman talking points. I imagine this is intended to be analogous to a school shooting but that shit is YOUR fault, collectively. That's you not knowing when to let shit go. And if you would have let the trams shit go when I told you to, you'd have 7 extra Catholic kids running around WOULDN'T YOU MATT? And I'm not a fraud. People expect me to be bombastic or something but none of the characters based on me are that. Almost all of them are dispassionate or aloof. Which I am. Is being good at gas station work concordant with virtue? No. And everything I said was happening is happening. I don't know what you expect me to be but I guarantee you're going to expect (deliberately) something you know I'm not so you can cry fraud. But ONKY because I called your favorite psychologist a charlatan. Perpetual uno reverse out of spite but you can't actually think well enough to do anything else. That and YOU'RE the one watching it fuck-stick

by Hym Iam October 8, 2023