Piss on my shit

An expression to convey disgust or anger. Best used when the words Piss and Shit are strongly emphasized.

Derived from those who defiantly choose not to flush an extraordinarily large, smelly load of shit in a public restroom only to be discovered by another who merely ducked into the stall to piss instead of waiting for a urinal.

Walking in the dark and stubbing your toe... "Piss on my shit!"
While sitting at a traffic light checking your text even after the light turns green, the driver behind begins to honk. You look in the mirror and yell, "Piss on my shit!"

by Signguy2 December 7, 2018

tits and ass and also piss and milkshakes

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by shit post May 30, 2022

Rest In Piss

If God is real he's roasting in he'll forever Sam.

Hym "Another day. Another dead shit-lib. Rest in Piss Michael Brookes."

by Hym Iam August 13, 2024

Piss Blotch

The dried urine stains usually found on a toilet seat bathroom wall.

Someone missed so bad there was piss blotch all over the seat. Those bathrooms haven’t been cleaned in ages, there’s probably piss blotch all over the floor.

by Penile Fortuity September 18, 2019

Longest Piss

The Longest piss was recorded by Drew Bland via Voxer Audio in 2016. The piss lasted 2 minutes 8 seconds. Rumors have swirled of a longer piss, but those have been debunked.

Omg Felicia! You gotta pull the car over so I can take the Longest piss. Hurry up Bitch! Stop the damn car!

by Cooter Bass August 11, 2021

piss hell

when your in school and need go piss, but cant because the teacher isnt letting you and nearly start to piss yourself

goddamn it teacher why do you let me stay in piss hell

by pee675894320573956678954895 March 11, 2022

Piss

Keystone Light or Natural Light, cheap beer outside of Busch, usually consumed by the mentally ill, frat boys, and homosexuals

Hey buddy let's go get a 30 pack of piss and have sex tonight.

by smalldick96 June 24, 2016