chocolate mess

A very dirty mess, like a child covered in chocolate. Term coined by Kristen Wood.
The kid was a chocolate mess when he came in from playing in the rain.
by xmarksthewrong September 27, 2015
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Chocolate Rodeo

Reverse cowgirl fucking while the girl shits on your stomach
I love when my girlfriend asks to perform the chocolate rodeo
by Iknowwwwww March 12, 2018
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chocolate ass

When someone fucks you and right after shits on your cooch
Jimmy had chocolate ass after fucking ally and serina
by HD March 18, 2016
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Chocolate Smoothener

That device used to smoothen chocolate, often referred to as melangeur by the less intelligent.
Imma throw those cocoa beans in the chocolate smoothener.
by Connor69gaymer420yeet May 14, 2020
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Chocolate Cliffhanger

the act in which the woman licks the male's genitalia whilst the male is defecating on the female's chin. This is where the "Cliffhanger" comes into play.
"yo bro, i gave my woman a chocolate cliffhanger last night!
by loves 2 spooge November 07, 2009
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