Dominican Cable Guy

A illegal cable television provider, offer someone who will go out of their way time and time again trying to stay a head with the latest fads in stealing cable TV. This person is an expert with satellite installation, boxes, chips anything and everything that will provide him with any form a scrambled cable to save a buck. Also in the hood they are self proclaimed certified gas meter and water meter experts leading to why the working man who pays their bills have such high rates and also the cause of a dozen or so major explosions or flooded basements or electrocutions

The Dominican Cable Guy will stop at nothing to get his porn.

Jose the Dominican Cable Guy from Bethlehem who sells used tires does. Or know what he is doing.

by Fyou123 May 18, 2019

Telephone Tough Guy

Someone who acts tough or hardcore through a telephone or computer but lacks the courage to act accordingly in person. Telephone Tough Guy

Todd is a coward in person but acts like he is Mike Tyson over the telephone/computer, he is a real telephone tough guy.

by Markizel May 19, 2019

“Short” guy

A below average guy who is ratchet in relationships

Girl is fine but she’s stuck on “short” guys

by Debo68 May 20, 2019

“Guys....”

When you’ve either crapped your self or done something

*throws a rock and hits a window*
“Guys....”

by Da big yeetus boi gay August 2, 2019

Cruise Guy

The type of man to spend hard earned vacation money on a carnival cruise. Usually aged in their mid thirties, born in the American South, and fond of margaritas. Cruise guys are often times racist and competitive amongst their inner circle, but timid around strangers.

Man, you really strike me as a cruise guy.

by ChefZac August 4, 2019

Llama Guys

The llamas that PewDiePie received after killing the animal’s og owner, the Wandering Trader. The Swedish YouTuber has since them kept them in a pen for safe keeping. In some episodes, you can see one of the llamas in a boat with Boat Cow. At the time of this posting, Pewds has not acknowledged this event.

Note that is is written early in the Minecraft series, so it may not be up to date in relevancy to the let’s play.

“Got the Boat Cow, got the Llama Guys...”

by child of cheesus August 5, 2019

Shy guy

That one person that always uses the corner urinal and turns their body towards the wall

Josh is such a shy guy, He always tries to hide his peeing.

by Jahamez August 10, 2019