biscuit face

A person whose face you just want to pound like a blob of gooey biscuit mix.

She called me a bitch, and I wanted to punch her just like the rest of her biscuit face friends.

Shut up before you become a biscuit face.

by bebivens March 10, 2008

face pussy

Like a chingina, which is a goatee that resembles female pubic hair, but even more reminiscent of a vagina. Often includes long, unkempt curly pubes.

Kevin: Look, Luke's got a chingina!
Mike: Shit, that's more of a face pussy.

by Mike-1983 August 13, 2008

Two-faced

A person, (usually a girl,) who has two totally different personalities. They could be your friend when nobody else is around but be your worst enemy when others are around to judge.

Me:Hi!
Ariel:Hi!
Ariel:So when can you come over?
Me:IDK, I think-
Nicole:HAY ARIEL!!!
Ariel:OMGG HI!!!
Me:So I think 4:00 on Sunday would be good.
Ariel:Huh?
Me:The time I can come over...
Ariel:UM, I NEVER SAID THAT.....
Nicole:Go away you slut, Ariel and ME are talking right now!
Ariel:Ya, go away, this is important!
Me:FINE, you two-faced bitch!

by Minecraftchick11 August 17, 2012

slow face

it means u so slow dat u got da slow look on yo face,like u lost or somethin.

you slow face a$$ idiota!

by Tenisha January 19, 2005

a slap in the face

(n.) A situation where a mighty powers' will has been denied.

Germanys' re-armament was a slap in the face for the Treaty of Versaille members, although they chose to do nothing about it.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 14, 2004

face ass

Very ugly girl who tends to only come around late night to provide superb fellatio.

damn lord who ringing the bell this late? response: sane thats shucuntala with her face ass.

by MIKE MIKE 23 September 8, 2006

hatchet-face

An unfortunate man or woman whose face seems to be collapsing inward from a blow to the face possibly caused by a hatchet. Commonly unattractive, these people attempt to give their lives meaning by fervently studying and referring to their inner-beauty.

Holy shit, I wish hatchet-face would shut the fuck up.

by NateDoggFoReal January 11, 2006