Cheese on Toast

The act of not coming through on a promising flex (shag).

The phrase originates from Matt going back to Blackpool Jackie's place after a hook up in Rumours. Despite numerous attempts to get past the heavy petting stage- access was continally denied and Matt was left to lie awake in a state of flex limbo until 8 next morning, when he received a plate of cheese on toast for all his hard efforts.

It must have been a particularly good meal as he returned the following 2 nights and received nothing but more cheese on toast.

Cheese on Toast by The Extractor May 26, 2006

eye cheese

The glob of gunk in the corner of your eye.

Hey man, wipe your disguisting eye cheese!

eye cheese by Dina D. September 6, 2008

mexican cheese

its when a mexican jaks off and there 2 lazy to like go to the toilet so they just put it bak ion their pants and it crusts to make a thick white crust on their penis that looks like cheese

i have some mexican cheese in my pants.

mexican cheese by corby January 13, 2008

Flaming Purple Cheese Dreidle 

A gay sex position where 3 men cover their bodies in nacho cheese and one sets their hindquarters on fire. To initiate in th Flaming Purple Cheese Dreidle one man does another in the anus, but only after he's used gasoline to set it on fire. Finally a third man spins around with his hands at a 90 degree angle saying, "Dreidle, Dreidle, Dreidle!!!"

Dude Fabio smells soooo bad...I think he did the Flaming Purple Cheese Dreidle last night....lol

Flaming Purple Cheese Dreidle by Sexyback69 December 12, 2008

angry cheesecake 

When a man jizzes into a girl's eyesocket causing her eye to fall out, he then mixes the eye blood and semen into a paste and draws a sad face in it with his finger.

I angry Cheesecaked that bitch wendy last night lol!

angry cheesecake by Adam Hyndman June 29, 2008

Cheese Lord 

A person who cheats and/or uses loopholes and rule lawyering toward their advantage. One who reads between the lines filling in the gaps with "cheese" or "leaps of logic" when rules are not defined or specified in the rule books or instructions for games.

That gamer is a Cheese Lord. Denver is a cheese lord when he plays tabletop miniatures.

Cheese Lord by Dianna Toney April 11, 2005

cheese dipper 

An idiot that makes a fool of him/herself in front of loads of people or in public.
Also can be associated by having a blonde moment (bimbo).

"Whens Bruce Lee's next film?"
"You're such a cheese dipper"

cheese dipper by Dave Salman May 24, 2006