Chocolate Diamond

A shit that feels like it will never come out, but after pushing with all your might, you finally feel it come out, expecting it to be gigantic. However, upon looking at it, you are surprised to see only a small pebble that is dwarfed by the size of your usual shits.

Woah, I just had a painful chocolate diamond, but after getting it out I was surprised by how small it was after I felt a light Poseidon's Kiss.

by nabnab1305 March 6, 2016

Chocolate Soda

When an interracial couple has sex that ultimately ends in explosive diarrhea

“Don’t Tell anyone, but Patricia and Tyrone just shared a chocolate soda.”

by hazelbeit April 14, 2018

Chocolate Heat

When a big sweaty black man comes and lays on you.

"When Jerome comes back from the gym he gives me the classic Chocolate Heat"

by Closecomic October 1, 2016

Chocolate Balls

When you anally bang a dude so hard shit squirts on your balls

"I fucked that dude at the club so hard I got chocolate balls"

by PennyBimmerMeep February 21, 2020

gone off chocolate

When chocolate is in the fridge for too long and goes stale.

The gone off chocolate tastes like mud.

by Debskelly1985 March 1, 2023

double dip chocolate stick

male african american gives anal to mouth and back to anal

my boy Tejon got that chick naked & gave her a double dip chocolate stick

by craig bergen April 13, 2008

Chocolate Rorschach - AKA (Choco-Schach)

When a male or female defecates between a woman's breasts and pushes them together to see what picture is formed. Like the inkblot (Rorschach) test psychologists use on mental patients.

When Deebo came home he pulled a Choco-Schach on Mrs. Parker; Pastor Clever pulled a Chocolate Rorschach - AKA (Choco-Schach) on Mrs. Parker while Smokey watched through the window...

by The Juggernaut B..... February 4, 2010