Five Course Taco Spread

A sex position in which a man, while drinking Margaritas, uses a dental cheek opener to spread the vulva of a woman wearing a catholic school girl uniform, and then proceeds to insert five crucifixes into the woman’s vagina while performing the act of sodomy as to not offend the Catholic God.

Tina was a born-again Virgin, but needed to satisfy her alcoholic Mexican boyfriend so he wouldn’t seek sexual pleasure elsewhere so she allows him to perform the Five Course Taco Spread on her after school.

by TacoJonathon July 26, 2020

Taco

talks way to much and laughs like a dumbass . Always asking where the hoes at but when they come around nigga stays quiet . Long story short nothing but a cap ass nigga

Taco sucks cock

by 808boiz July 27, 2021

guitaro taco

when a guy eats a girl out while she plays the guitar.

Guy 1- Many Megan is hot when she plays the guitar.
Guy 2- I know man, I would so give her guitaro taco.

by cherryberry1234 October 31, 2011

TACO

Trump Aways Chickens Out

Don't worry the tariffs will end, TACO.

by John94114 May 31, 2025

Dirty Taco

After a female takes a shit, she then procedes to wipe back to front, spreading all the shit from her asshole to her vagina

Jeff: I was fucking this girl the other night and i swear she just gave herself a Dirty Taco

Chad: Ew! Gross!

by CanadianHobo April 26, 2017

glossy taco

A clear glossy nailpolish to put on your nails to make it shine like a bald man's head in light!

Christine uses glossy taco to make her nails shine.

by MoiMoiC6 August 14, 2017

italian stuffed taco

When a male enters his scrotum into the females anal cavity, and then proceeds to ejaculate on her back

Ok kids I’m going to perform and Italian Stuffed Taco.

by Jiggersarebad December 27, 2017