Septic Kiss

When solid output into the toilet is ongoing, you flush while still seated to "clear things up." The toilet clogs (unbeknownst to you!); the water rises up and kisses your ______.

"Honey, you just took a shower...why are you in there again?"

"Oh my GOD! I got Septic Kissed!"

by Elk e summer September 20, 2011

national kiss your girlfreind day

december 3rd is national kiss your girlfreind day if you dont you suck

Evie:why havent you kissed me today?
Harrison:what?
Evie:its national kiss your girlfreind day
HArrison:ohhhhhh

by that_1_music_guy November 30, 2022

Tool Kiss

A kiss where people kiss by sharing

mouth pieces

Becky, we just tool kissed! *takes the vape back*

by @PaparazziAreRight May 16, 2023

Llama kisses

When a llama affectionately places their tongue on you

I went to the zoo today and got some llama kisses.

by Euiagh rokugoku May 17, 2021

for the girl who won’t give me kisses

use when you’re giving something such as a playlist or something you put some thought into to a female who won’t really give you the time of day but you’re still gonna risk looking stupid cause she’s that cool

i made a playlist for the girl who won’t give me kisses

by prodbybeastboy May 27, 2018

Hairspray kisses

When one partner in a relationship puckers up their lips and proceeds to blow in their partners face in a random fashion similar to the way they spray hairspray on their head. Contrary to popular belief - this is most definitely a legitimate form of affection

I can't believe he just gave me a hairspray kisses

by GuntherMathesson December 29, 2014

National kiss your tall friend day

I know what we should do we should kiss our tall friends day especially cause there hot.

“Let’s kiss our tall friends day”

A: look it’s B
C: so what

A: kisses B

C: why’d you do that

A: it’s National kiss your tall friend day

by Willllllywobker September 02, 2022