Toilet Rolling

The act of measuring ones genitalia using a toilet paper roll

Dude 1: Hey dude what did you get up too after I left last night
Dude 2: My FWB asked for measurements so I was Toilet Rolling all night bro

by TheSkyGod September 19, 2017

rolling on molly

just means you’re really high on molly either irl or hypothetically.

owen joyner says it in one of daniella taylors youtube videos at 10 mins 25 seconds. the video is called:
letting the person in FRONT of me DECIDE what i eat for 24 hours ft. im broke now

“shes rolling on molly”

by genuinegiraffe June 5, 2024

alaskan tootsie roll

The act of taking a shit outside in extreme cold weather, where the shit only gets half way out of your ass hole before freezing solid.

I had to hurry and take a dump out there before it became an alaskan tootsie roll.

by Webster definer March 24, 2024

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

Fake eye roll

Pretending to be inconvenienced by being overpriveleged

Flying private is such a bother (fake eye roll)
My Rolex collection is so last week (fake eye roll)
Looking after my investment portfolio is so stressful (fake eye roll)
Being a weatlty beautiful toned blonde isn’t all it’s cracked up to be (Uber fake eye roll)

by fuzzybuzzz January 29, 2019

Muddy roll

A term used to define feces that resembles a sushi roll.

After eating that California roll last night, I made my own muddy roll in the toilet.

by RedRocketClark November 6, 2021

Rolling

when you want to roll everywhere and wrestle because you're super round and fat. The most basic technique is the barrel roll where you roll forward.

man i really want to go rolling with ms bolotuous she is a champion

by yacoub m April 3, 2023