penis virginity 

when you open the dickhole and you put roaches in it and then scream “lobotomy” on the top of your lungs

“Bartholomew did you just perform and penis virginity again, i thought i told you to stop that

penis virginity by honeycombpussy12 November 24, 2022

Penis pulls 

When you were younger, did you ever think you would grow old and have a small pecker?

As a kid, the best possible way to grow a longer penis shaft during puberty. It involves at least 10 pulls each day between the ages of 8-14. By grabbing the head of the penis and pulling outward, stretching the shaft to maximum capacity, over time you’re wrench will become a crane.

Little Timmy went to his room after dinner to do 10 penis pulls because he was angry he had a smaller penis than others

Penis pulls by shmevron james December 1, 2022

Penis Water 

Penis Water is the juicy juice inside of your penis that people drink like Mountain Dew.

"My Penis has been producing alot of Penis Water lately".

Penis Water by D'Andre M Bradford December 2, 2022

Penis Limbo 

The excruciating point right before ejaculation to determine whether you want to keep edging or climax

Guy 1: Why did you get that 1-nighter pregnant?
Guy 2: Got stuck in Penis Limbo and didn't pull out.
Guy 1: ok

Penis Limbo by munybtvr December 4, 2022

Penis holder 

Also known as your mum… likes to hold a lot of willy.

“Alex’s mum is such a penis holder mate.”

Penis holder by Phat nyash December 7, 2022

penis buster 2000

a gun to blow up your penis

i need to us the penis buster 2000 tonight.

penis buster 2000 by Smart guy 2000 December 7, 2022

Penis haircut 

An haircut that looks like the top of the head with the rest being the stem

Klaas has an ugly penis haircut his barber fucked up

Penis haircut by Jung Top G December 15, 2022