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California Roll

V.

1. The act of slightly slowing down while rolling up to a stop sign, then, without actually stopping, quickly accelerating.

2. A sushi roll which is comprised of avocado, crab imitation meat, and other sushi fillers. It is rolled so the rice is on the outside. It is very popular among uncultured white people who have a disgust for raw fish and asian food in general, but still want to feel authentic when eating sushi.
Ex 1:

Driver: I don't like stopping at stop signs, I just California Roll right through them.
Cop: Alright, I'm going to be suspending your driver's license for the next three years.

Ex 2:
Whitey #1: Wanna eat Sushi tonight?
Whitey #2: Bruh, raw fish? That's stuff's disgusting.

Whitey #1: It's okay, we can get California rolls.
Whitey #2: Hell yeah! I love authentic asian food. *winks*
by masterjand January 15, 2019
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rock n roll hand gesture

“ yo idgaf *throws up hand gesture* 🤟🏼“

rock n roll hand gesture
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Tootsie Rolled

The act of defecating inside of a condom and then inserting the condom into a woman's vagina.
Friend: "Hey bro, how did your date with that girl go last night?
Me: "It got a little weird, we Tootsie Rolled on the top of an old Indian burial ground by midnight."
by Gunner25 January 1, 2012
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rolling browner

When the female shits on the mans dick and them gets fucked
After she shit on his dick we fucked rolling browner style brah
by Urmomluvsme123 March 12, 2014
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Cinnamon roll

A (small) person (usually with freckles) that is easily taken advantage of and looks for the good in everyone, but when he/she gets made he/she goes berserk.
Brittany: Jessica is such a cinnamon roll!
Jessica: *cries for 2 seconds* I KILL YOU!
by DramatiCinnamonRol March 26, 2023
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JOB Rolling Papers

JOB Rolling Papers are one of the leading rolling paper brands since 1838. The most creative individuals in the world roll up and smoke JOB when it’s time to create. Anyone that has smoked JOB Rolling Papers has gone on to experience great success and prosperity everywhere they go. If you smoke good, you roll JOB.
Please don’t ask me to roll anything besides JOB Rolling Papers, do I look like a damn fool to you?
by toofried November 23, 2021
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Pizza Rolls

by BluestarPro November 8, 2019
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