When your don't wipe your ass and shove a massive dido filled with cum and stir it around while masturbating at the same time till you orgasm from both sides.
by Striker2701 November 30, 2024
Get the Churning the Buttermug. This is where you take your own crap after having sex with someone one (only once) and put peanut butter over it. Then you turn it into Sunday. Once your victim wakes up they will he surprised with a great smelly (insta worthy) peanut butter crap Sunday
by Jock Straps or Cock Straps April 25, 2021
Get the Peanut Butter Crap Sundaymug. Tim: “I love cold butter.”
Tim’s Brother: “look that up on urban dictionary, I bet it’s Homoerotic.”
Tim’s Brother: “look that up on urban dictionary, I bet it’s Homoerotic.”
by GuyYouKnewInMiddleSchool October 27, 2021
Get the Cold buttermug. When my driver education student took a turn across oncoming traffic excessively leisurely I barked "Put that peanut butter on the jelly, son!"
by Cleveland_50 July 16, 2019
Get the Put that peanut butter on the jellymug. Adjective, used when something or someone is behaving in a particularly provoctave way. Not negative! Admiring their ass shaking or something
by bush-on-fire March 27, 2023
Get the Truffle Butter(y)mug. Nut butter is foul tasting butter resembling peanut butter but in no way an equal. Death to all nut butter
Some guy: Hey, iḿ on a diet where is the nut butter?
Employee: Right this way sir.
The employee then takes him to the front doors and kicks him out. Stay in school, and eat nut butter. I meant dont eat it. its poisonous.
Employee: Right this way sir.
The employee then takes him to the front doors and kicks him out. Stay in school, and eat nut butter. I meant dont eat it. its poisonous.
by luqerbqli March 18, 2019
Get the Nut Buttermug. The breasts of an old woman that contain milk that has spoiled and when they are squeezed, instead of milk, butter comes shooting out.
Guy 1-How was that old lady you banged last night?
Guy 2-Man she had some serious butter cannons. I loved it.
Guy 1-Eww man. That's sick.
Guy 2-Man she had some serious butter cannons. I loved it.
Guy 1-Eww man. That's sick.
by SAFDNV July 3, 2010
Get the Butter cannonmug.