Mom Appreciation Day

Appreciate your mom for not being dead or appreciate her life! March 3rd!!

"Dude, when you get home tell your mom you love her! It's Mom appreciation day remember!! March 3rd!!"

by anonymous December 15, 2020

I'll be in the kitchen with your mom.

If you're in an awkward situation, say this to make the other person feel uncomfortable instead.

Person: "How's your relationship going?"
You: ...
Person: ?
You: "I'll be in the kitchen with your mom."
Person: ...

by Lovely_Liam January 7, 2022

Fuck Floop's Mom Day

National Holiday where all of the worlds population meets to fuck Floop's mom. This is every year on 8/2

Man how did you celebrate Fuck Floop's Mom Day? Man I fucked Floop's mom

by adolf gifler July 31, 2022

ur mom

A lovely woman. :)

Alex: Wow, ur mom makes awesome pasta!
Sam: I know! I love my mom.

by thelesbob July 11, 2022

Mom

A mom is someone you can rely on to trust someone to share all your favorite things with to just laugh with.One thing a mom is really good at is loving you as smothering as they may be they just love being with you and making you smile so Today go up to your mom and tell her how much you love and appreciate her!!!

My mom means more than words can describe

by #Thatonegirl March 11, 2021

Your mom

Term used when telling a joke if your sensitive your probably gonna be a by about it

Person 1: what are you doing

Person 2: your mom

by By your mom <3 December 5, 2021

Your Mom

The person I fucked last night

I fucked your mom

by 69 Is A Number May 13, 2019