John

Literally the greatest basketball player of all time. The absolute G.O.A.T.

He is also mad sexy

John literally just did a double windmill from halfcourt on Obama. I want to kiss him so badly.

by anonymous February 21, 2022

John

The fat bitch friend that everyone makes fun of

John is annoying asf

by Jusanother_guy November 22, 2021

Hurry up, John!

A made-up idiom that is used to someone when they're too slow.

You're so slow, hurry up, John!

by The Charge-Striker April 17, 2022

John Paul

A penis. Big penises, small penises. They’re all John Paul’s.

Did you hear about Jonah? I heard he has a massive John Paul.

by Wombat00 December 29, 2021

john wattsing

The act of standing on a ladder in short shorts, with no underwear, and getting a bystander to inadvertently look at your balls.

I was John Wattsing it the other day, and got Cody to look at my balls.

by Greyhawk 91 January 19, 2020

Thomas John Ellis Is Dennis Jackson Robles

Thomas John Ellis Is Dennis Jackson Robles

Thomas John Ellis Is Dennis Jackson Robles

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025

chris and john

the cutest fuckin couple ever ...like they both assholes and idk who they really are but ik they are the most known assholes in our class...2 assholes should be together they look freaky no lie ;)

omg chris and john are cute together but ...there fuckin assholes...maybe they can change each other
those freaky ass motherfuckers ;)

by ufo.kitten March 7, 2017