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cock swatter

a women who stops another women from getting laid. also known as twat swatter.made famous by dane cook.
"I tried to take that girl home, but her friend is a total cock swatter."
by jabbawoky May 24, 2009
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Cock Harpies

(1) Two women, with open mouths (typically on their knees but not required if you are wearing stilts), fighting for a protein reward. Squawking possible, or better.
(2) Any woman who is treating your penis like a worm.
"Hey man, you should've seen the threesome I had last night." "Oh, yeah?" "Yeah, I've never seen such hungry cock harpies."

--One possible scenario!
by Squash McDouglas October 16, 2009
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cock-nommer

Variation of cocksucker; one who enthusiastically bobs the knob. Derived from the word nom of Lolcats fame.
She's such a cock-nommer.

You cock-nomming slut!
by Your midget clone November 13, 2009
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cock diva

A girl, or flamboyant guy, who will only have the biggest dicks around.

People who talk shit about guys with small dicks and wont have sex with them.

Girls who are not satisfied with a man who has a small dick.
Janice- "Omg, i went out with Matt last night and he had the smallest dick!"

Rachel-"you are such a cock diva, Janice"
by Cockdiva101 April 12, 2011
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Cock Postpone

To temporarily be cock blocked.
Jeff took 15 minutes to leave the room when I brought that girl back, I still banged her after he left, but he cock postponed me
by UAGDWOOF November 29, 2010
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Cock Target

A cirular goatee that makes a man's mouth looks like a bullseye.
Why do all the coaches on my kids' sports teams have cock targets?
by D-Jizzoe September 24, 2010
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cock frenzy

the act of rubbing your dirty penis on multiple random peoples faces
hey i went on a "cock frenzy" last night; it was hilarious
by blackpanthersforthewin October 7, 2010
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