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anal-only

A term typically used to describe a person who does not allow their vagina to be used by sexual partners, and who offers use of their asshole as an alternative.
"I can't believe I managed to get an anal-only gf man, they are so rare to come across."
by MidniteLRG June 27, 2024
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anal and uptight

To be high strung or very stressed out about a thing or situation

Or to have an uptight personality
"Man, I can't come over this weekend I forgot to clean the house and my mom got all Anal and Uptight on me"
by anonymous July 2, 2024
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Anal

When you shove a dick in your shit hole, hurts like crazy, wouldn’t recommend.
Ashley: “why are you walking like a penguin?”

Brian: “Ted and I tried anal last night, never again.”
by AB4E July 2, 2024
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Anal adjacent

Some like to call this PV sex!
Much more fun to drop in the occasional anal adjacent option into a discussion for those of you who are true anal aficionados!
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Hey baby! We have been have such amazing anal sex lately!! Do you mind if we go anal adjacent this weekend? 🤔😈
by @BigMac January 24, 2026
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Anal Expressive

(From Psychology)
Adjective
- the exact opposite of "anal retentive" where one hides the fact one defecates or pounds gargantuan stink burgers out their double bun burger farm, the anal expressive obsessively talks about, and or applies creativity to concept of defecting, one he or she once hid from.

Diarrhea scientists theorize that the Anal Expressivity s an example of a Newton's Third Law or Motion, namely it is an"equal and opposite reaction" of being Anal Retentive at an early stage in life.
When I was younger I was anal retentive. I couldn't poop anywhere but at home. Today I teach courses on how to take a shit off a 5 story building and am the editor of Power Defecator Magazine. I'm anal expressive.
by Nards Eubanks September 18, 2024
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Anal Twat Waddle

An Anal Twat Waddle is how a female walks right after getting double penetration.
Person 1 - Dam, she is hot! I am going to ask that bitch out!
Person 2 - No, man, don't do it; she gots that Anal Twat Waddle going on.
by What’s up! November 27, 2024
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anal rail gun

To wear,insert,or make use of a metallic Buttplug, while in an MRE machine.

Step 1. Wear a buttplug with a metallic core, or just wear a fully metal buttplug in your rectum

Step 2. Schedule an MRI or have a Walk-in MRI at your local hospital. While still wearing the Buttplug

Step 3. Lay on the MRI table and let nature takes it course.

As soon as the MRI machine is turned on, the buttplug will shoot at the speed of sound itself into your anal cavity, through it, and into your chest cavity.

Chance of survival is Low, but not impossible.
"Man, That Anal Rail Gun was intense! I gotta remember to take out my plug next time!"
by The Dab Pad December 7, 2024
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