A guy who used to need glasses but doesn’t anymore. These kinds of guys are also fat people who eat everything in their path. They also play soccer and stuff
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The person getting punched will keep telling you to stop over and over again until you finally realize that you’ve hurt their feelings.
It’s funny to most people but bullying and disrespectful to some who think childish people (including over 18s) should be respected.
Can be done with people whose names are Tommy, Edie, Quinn, Tia, etc.
The person getting punched will keep telling you to stop over and over again until you finally realize that you’ve hurt their feelings.
It’s funny to most people but bullying and disrespectful to some who think childish people (including over 18s) should be respected.
Can be done with people whose names are Tommy, Edie, Quinn, Tia, etc.
Braylee: *whistles in the street*
*3 people come with clenched fists*
Braylee: huh?
3 people in unison: HELLO, SOMEONE TOLD US YOUR NAME IS BRAYLEE AND YOU ARE SO DAMN CHILDISH, RIGHT? IF YOU FOUND US HERE, WE’RE GONNA PUNCH YOU BECAUSE IT’S PUNCHING PEOPLE WITH CUTESY NAMES UNTIL YOU’RE INJURED IN A LOOP DAY. TODAY IS 4 JULY 2025.
Braylee: because I’m 15 and have a cute name and… …I’m hyperactive?
Person 1: YES. AND AS WE SAID, IT WILL NEVER END…
Braylee: What? NO, please do not do this, or I’ll call my uncle…
Person 2: WE’RE GONNA DO IT EVEN IF YOU TELL YOUR UNCLE ON US.
*the three people started punching her repeatedly*
Braylee: STOOOOOOP, STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP YOU’RE HURTING ME, THIS IS NOT FUNNY! THIS IS JUST BULLYING A INNOCENT ENERGETIC PERSON!!
*the three people laugh anyways as they beat her to a pulp even though until she called her uncle*
*3 people come with clenched fists*
Braylee: huh?
3 people in unison: HELLO, SOMEONE TOLD US YOUR NAME IS BRAYLEE AND YOU ARE SO DAMN CHILDISH, RIGHT? IF YOU FOUND US HERE, WE’RE GONNA PUNCH YOU BECAUSE IT’S PUNCHING PEOPLE WITH CUTESY NAMES UNTIL YOU’RE INJURED IN A LOOP DAY. TODAY IS 4 JULY 2025.
Braylee: because I’m 15 and have a cute name and… …I’m hyperactive?
Person 1: YES. AND AS WE SAID, IT WILL NEVER END…
Braylee: What? NO, please do not do this, or I’ll call my uncle…
Person 2: WE’RE GONNA DO IT EVEN IF YOU TELL YOUR UNCLE ON US.
*the three people started punching her repeatedly*
Braylee: STOOOOOOP, STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP YOU’RE HURTING ME, THIS IS NOT FUNNY! THIS IS JUST BULLYING A INNOCENT ENERGETIC PERSON!!
*the three people laugh anyways as they beat her to a pulp even though until she called her uncle*
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Each of them, at ALL times, look like they are the living embodiment of the audience target of a Manscaped ad AND Manscaped models.
Each of them, at ALL times, look like they are the living embodiment of the audience target of a Manscaped ad AND Manscaped models.
Colin: Hey, how come Kyle Shanahan always looks like he is cool about being late to his girlfriend's grandmother's birthday party?
Sophie: He is in the Manscaped 4, they try REALLY hard to look like that. You think it is a mistake Kliff Kingsbury always looks like he is about to buy me a negroni.
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Colin: So right, good call. Is that why Sean McVay looks like he is trying to look like he DIDN'T just do 13 pushups to pump himself up for the camera?
Sophie: Exactly. The Manscaped 4 always knows what they are doing.
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