zoom pig

A woman that appears to be attractive at a distance, but is unattractive from a closer distance.

Damn, I saw this smoke show on the other side of the street, turned out to be a Zoom Pig though.

by anonymous_mcgee September 15, 2021

Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm.

Word used by the knights who formerly said Ni.

We are no longer the knights who say ni , we are now the knights who say Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm.

by Plumjet09 September 29, 2021

last-minute-zoom-link-fetching-anxiety-disorder

I have a zoom meeting coming up so I saved the link and I was so certain I would effortlessly find it again in my email so I didn't bother to check for it until the very last minute before the meeting and suddenly I realize that I am going to miss the meeting and freak out and have a meltdown.

I was desperately trying to find the info on the VIP meeting I had this week, but couldn't find it anywhere. Since then, I have had this bizarre last-minute-zoom-link-fetching-anxiety-disorder.

by BuffaloBill555 August 2, 2021

Zoom Coffee

When you find/meet someone online and think they cute but you can’t take them on a date because they live miles away and it’s covid, this is the best alternative.

Fancy having a zoom coffee sometime?

by Lilybaby August 5, 2021

Zoom

The state of being higher than you've ever been before.

Example one
Friend one: "Are you okay bro? You've been watching Netflix trailers for an hour now."
Friend two: "Bruuuh, I think I'm zooming."

Example two
Friend one: "Bro you wanna come over and hit zoom with us?"
Friend two: "Nah bro, I'm still burnt out from being zoomed the other night."

by A$AP $ANDY August 8, 2021

Zooms

Slang term for psilocybin mushrooms AKA magic mushrooms.

Person 1: “Hey do you want to do zooms tonight?”
Person 2: “What are ‘zooms’?”
Person 1: “Magic mushrooms!”

by Doozy Clout Fam December 1, 2018

Zooming

Zooming can mean one of these things:

1. overanalyzing.
2. Moving fast.
3. To expand a size.
4. To doze off

1. "-Hey dude i found something interesting here. ~Seriously, thats just a visual effect. Stop zooming."
2. "The airplane is zooming in the skies."
3. "-Do some zooming on that image."
4. "-Your son is always zooming in the classroom."

by RAZ369 December 3, 2018