friends with benefits

2 close friends who think it would be fun to have sex with each other again and again. Until 1 falls in love and gets their heart broken when the other doesn't want a relationship.

Z and W had sex ... a lot. They were "friends with benefits". Z falls in love with W and friendship is over because it got too sticky and complicated.

by ZeldaGlitterDoll187 September 4, 2011

Witch's Kiss

When you're sitting on the toilet taking a shit, and your penis touches the underside of the toilet, (where all the pubic hair and pee is) thus getting the Witch's Kiss. This can happen when you get a boner or if you are just hung.

"I was watching porn the other day while taking a shit, and got a Witch's Kiss"

"I'm glad you gave me head after i got a Witch's Kiss. I felt dirty."

by LIZZARDSTOMP January 12, 2010

get with the program

same as "get with it" or "get a clue"

"come on, we always spot you guys two points at game start, get with the program already!" haha

by Mr. B June 1, 2004

Reverse bag with fig

When performing the tea bag, moving farther up the victim's face and dropping your testicles on the bridge of the nose and even across the eyes, thus rubbing your ripe asshole on the mouth on the victim. Typically an exclamation point to a well-executived tea bag when performed in front of an audience.

Get your camera, I'm about to give him the reverse bag with fig. There needs to be some documentation he had my fig on his lips.

by Louisiana Gold December 18, 2008

wickedy witch

when a girl masturbates using the end of a broom stick

michele was really jones'n for cock, she couldnt find her dildo so she just did the wickedy witch with her grandmas wooden broomstick.

by the killer B February 12, 2008

Whore with a horn

A musician that is willing to do anything to get the gig or make the person that hired the musician happy, to get more gigs. (usually used by horn players but other musicians can as well)

I had to become a whore with a horn just so i could eat after i got my bachelors in music performance.

by iamthewalrus1126 August 19, 2011

melt with joy

A warm feeling when you see or talk to someone who makes you happy.

"I just melt with joy when I hear her southern accent. I'll do anything she says."

by yes juanito yes June 17, 2015