Wisconsin French Fry

The act of loading your penis/dildo into a potato shooter and shooting it up the anal canal of your partner.

Dude, I was fucking my girlfriend last night and out of no where she pulled a fucking wisconsin french fry on me. WTF?!?

by currybomb July 29, 2010

Wisconsin Horse Race

The act of taking tubing and placing it in both partners rectums and having both shit at the same time. The objective of the game is to get your poop into the other person's butthole first.

"Did you guys try out the Cleveland Steamer?"
"Nah, we went for the Wisconsin Horse Race... whoever gets their crap inside the other person first gets to be on top"

by Meatball Meatball Meatball Spaghetti Woo November 18, 2006

Wisconsin Whistle Wetter

When your dick smells like cheese, and you piss in a girls mouth while she is giving you a blow job.

Hey Cody, I gave your mother a Wisconsin Whistle Wetter the other day. She looooves cheese.

by Grizzlymint October 22, 2012

Wisconsin bull ride

When you are fucking a girl in doggy and you stick it in her ass without telling her, then try to stay in for 8 seconds

“You know I’m a real cowboy I gave that heifer from Hanks bar the good ol’ Wisconsin bull ride and I stayed in for 10 seconds!”

by Wibullrider December 24, 2022

wisconsin needle dick

A Wisconsinite that sticks his needle dick in a wedge or wheel of swiss cheese, proceeding to then get other males to join in on the process to make it into a sword fighting competition in one hole.

Hey man, are you fixin' to come to my house to play some Wisconsin Needle dick?

by Mentilman October 4, 2016

Wisconsin whiskey wash

Taking a bottle of top shelf whiskey, shoving it inside your partners anus and unload the entire bottle. Now take cubes of cheddar and pop them in the brisket pipe and let it brew. By now your partner is drunk as f*ck releasing the cheese dip from the cob hole for you to enjoy.

Baby, I know it’s almost dinner but I sure could go for some of that Wisconsin whiskey wash right now.

by Jeff October 23, 2020

wisconsin water ballet

Watching whales on a boat in Hawaii

The Wisconsin water ballet was awesome. We saw 6 humpbacks breaching today.

by dave900 October 24, 2010