Muddy Wheel barrow

When you blow your load in someone’s ass hole and in an effort to save your sheet (or whatever your on) you grab your partner by the ankles and make them walk on their hands until you get to the bathroom (or a proper dumping area).

If it weren’t for the muddy wheel barrow I would have ruined my new sheets!

by nicktheprick January 10, 2008

Wheel

To Wheel (Verb)- Being able to attain the affection of an attractive female through one's smooth words, suave interaction, and or good looks. A guy who "wheels" is one who can easily pick up chicks. One who is not good at getting girls is referred to as "having no wheels."

"I don't know how he does it, but Ben wheels so many girls."

"Did you see Jacob last night? He was wheeling that one hot chick so hard."

"I feel bad for Josh, he has no wheels."

by Domdabeast January 21, 2013

steering wheel holder

no driving, automatic transmission driving dumbass,fog lite useing,parking lot speeding ass

they couldn't drive a board up his ass, let alone a real truck, there just steering wheel holders

by mike01trkr February 22, 2012

american wheelchair

1. Vehicle used for short trips to the local store, easily within walking distance for healthy adults.
2. A car.

Shannon's lazy ass is taking her American Wheelchair to the Circle K for the third time today.

by kudayta July 6, 2006

Wagon Wheel

The act of gathering in a circle and passing around a handle of Jack Daniels while "Wagon Wheel" by Old Crow Medicine Show plays on repeat. Wagon Wheeling ends when the bottle is finished.

My friends and I wanted to get drunk fast last night, so we wagon wheeled before going out.

by ak144 October 7, 2010

the wheel

This is the one person that doesnt have a date, when everyone else does in the group. All of your friends go on a movie, so you decide to tag along but find out they brought girls and you didnt, leading you to feel awkward as shit, or stupid, or if your just gay, nothing. i've personally done this a bunch of times and its not fun, and i dread doing it. other terms- wheeling it, 3rd/5th/7th/etc wheel.

Ex#1:

John: Hey Eric, what are you doing tonight?
Eric: Nothing much, going to the movies with a few people.
John: Mind if i tag along?
Eric: Na, movie starts at 7, we are meeting there.
John: Alright
(7'o Clock)
John: Hey guys!
Eric/Matt/Bill/Alex: sup john, wheres your date?
John: i dont have one?
Matt: Well looks like your the wheel tonight.
John: Wow thats fucking stupid.


Ex#2

Jake: You guys are fucking faggots, i didnt know i was wheeling it last night.
Paul: Sorry man, we thought you would bring someone.
Jake: Well next time you guys go out somewhere and want me to come, tell me if you guys are bringing girls or not, i fucking hate being the wheel

by Luke Lay August 25, 2008

the wheel

Poker term. the lowest possible straight a player could get. Ace(counts as "1" in this case) through 5
ace, 2, 3, 4, 5.

From the movie "The Rounders"
Mike McDermmet-
"well,what i have is known as the wheel. it has earthy tones, smooth draw, and enough kick to win me the high and the low."

2 players playing poker-

Player 1 is dealt, Ace, 5.
Player 2 is dealt, King, King.

Player 2 raises, player 1 calls.
FLOP- 2, 3, 4.

Player 2 goes all in. Player 1 calls.

Player 1- "i have the wheel"
player 2- "Fuck"

by Luke lay July 11, 2007