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Water Weight

That isn't progress (by the way)...
Hym "And your little sycophants have been on your dick for weeks about how much you've bulked up but they're all still just as ignorant as ever. It's not bulk. It's water weight. Get in the sauna fatty."
by Hym Iam August 16, 2023
mugGet the Water Weightmug.

Paper-Weight

A fat girl that marries someone from another country for the sole purpose of him getting his citizenship papers.
"Aisha got married to a guy from Canada so he can get his citizenship papers, she's such a paper-weight."
by alpinegh March 16, 2016
mugGet the Paper-Weightmug.
Turning Sigma; gaining aura.
P1: I have just seen someone stop using brainrot!
P2: bro was like Nikocado Avocado losing weight
by notryhards33 October 16, 2024
mugGet the bro was like Nikocado Avocado losing weightmug.

Dead Weight

Lucas Galway, Lord Inquisitor, and Captain of the Guards, one of the main characters from Candy Klobbing Chronicles D&D campaign.
,,Oh for fuck's sake captain...''

,,Come on everyone, we need to help our Captain before he get's himself killed!'' -Triboulet, Mage of the group
,,LUCAS GO, YOURE JUST A DEAD WEIGHT!'' -Player referencing Lucas
by $0u\\3$$ September 4, 2022
mugGet the Dead Weightmug.

Weight machines

Machines used by women and men that are too afraid or misinformed to do an actual workout
I'm gonna go hit the calf raise and forearm weight machines even though I can barely do even a girl pushup.
by Real Fitness February 3, 2012
mugGet the Weight machinesmug.

Alyssa-weight

Lighter than a light weight when drinking alcohol
They're such an Alyssa-weight
by AVBAF May 27, 2017
mugGet the Alyssa-weightmug.

Weights for Dates

Girl 1: "Who's this guy?"
Girl 2: "Oh, ignore him. He's another Weights for Dates guy."
by ParkourFactor May 30, 2016
mugGet the Weights for Datesmug.

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