walking straight

This is a reference to trying to walk straight (walk a line) and pass a field sobriety test, while drunk or intoxicated, in front of a Law Enforcement Officer.

A man passes a field sobriety test while drunk by walking in a straight line. By walking straight, he is released and free to go, even though he broke the law. He fooled the cop and does not have to go to jail.

by John Howard 1 May 15, 2007

Walking Like a Zombie

To get fucked up on pills and/or alcohol and proceed to stumble around aimlessly and incoherently, uncapable of speaking, emitting only grunts and moans, as in George Romero's Night of the Living Dead.

" Maaaannn, my bro was so fucked up on that erk and jerk last night he was walking like a zombie all round the damn house"

by Dinnahthieves October 15, 2008

Walking graveyard

A woman who has had multiple abortions is a "walking graveyard."

"You hear Amy had another abortion? I think that's number 3!"

"Yeah, that bitch is a walking graveyard! She should be on the pill!"

by Markytheballa3 February 8, 2009

Waagin

A rare breed mut of various small dog breeds. Physical features include a goatee, mohawk and wiry hair. Usually of a lighter color than the body, especially at an older age. This breed is extremely lovable and a good companion, even though it has the tendency to bark at absolutely nothing for many hours on end. Typically late at night. It also has the tendency of being afraid of the most peculiar things, which greatly inhibits it's usefulness as a watchdog.

My dog is great, it may be a distant relative to the infamous waagin!

by Steven Mac November 7, 2007

walking life

when describing to purely internet friends your real or actual life

froot609: So sander54 thinks he's so cool, even though his blogs are such bs >:)

addonfreak: yah he reminds me of one of my walking life friends lol

by IamCunt June 17, 2010

walking the bar

The practice of rhythm and blues horn players (quintessentially tenor sax players) to literally get up on the bar during a tune and walk it from one end to to the other, riffing and honking. Typical in the 1940's and 50's, it was deemed a display of machismo and virtuosity.

A friend of mine reported seeing tenor saxophonist Illinois Jacquet walking the bar in St. Louis. He moved along. playing and kicking over drinks as he went. One patron, objecting to the endeavor, pulled a switchblade knife out and stuck it into the bar in Illinois' path. When Jacquet came to that spot, he peered over his horn at the knife, turned around, and continued to play as he retraced his path.

by guyfromtheday August 12, 2010

Wallin' It

When a person talks with no expression whatsoever.

An analogy to talking to a wall; there's no point.

Jennifer: Oh
Nicole: Why do you sound so dead? It's like talking to a wall.
Jennifer: I don't sound dead.
Nicole: Stop Wallin' It!

by xNiCoLeL August 8, 2011