Human Vape

when u put someone butt in your mouth and they fart and u breathe it and puff it out like a vape

person 1: it smells like shit in here

person 2: human vape is a killer man

by aristotle's denial October 13, 2025

Vape rape

Sneaking into someone’s room and plugging their nose. Then you stick the vape in their mouth so they are forced to inhale the vapor. Thus, they have been vape raped.

We vape raped Julio in his sleep last night. He woke up gagging and coughing lol

by Julio’s worst nightmare April 22, 2022

National no vaping day

No Juuls,No Novos,No Nic ,No Nothing!!!

Today is National no vaping day and I already feel like I’m dying!!

by Goatboy21 October 24, 2019

Vape Flu

Similar to man-flu, when a person has illness symptoms because of the amount they vape, but blame it on a flu/cold.

Brian: Ugh I have such a sore throat from this cold! *vapes*
Tim: Nah youve just got vape flu

by liamEXISTS February 19, 2023

Vape Cape

Blowing a vape cloud against someone’s back.

Hey, turn around and I’ll give you a vape cape! *hit vape and blows a giant cloud against my friend’s back*

by NekoNyko November 15, 2021

Vape

Electronic device, commonly used to cause stage 3 lung cancer.

Michael: *Whips out his vape*
John: "Michael. Why does ur vape have tiktok on it?"
Michael: "Vape to fuck my lungs and tiktok to fuck my brain!"
John: "What kind of a sick cock would buy this shit!......... $20 bucks and a blowie with a few bites to seal the deal?"
Michael: *Starts getting molested by John for his USB*

by tony_profane_1956 August 9, 2024

Vape

A vape is clearly healthy for you because it comes in many fun flavors from sweet pastries to gummy bears. All the kewl kids are doing it, it is also a sign of homosexuality and when you see someone with it, you know they're a pussy.

Hey can I hit your vape? I want everyone to know I am a healthy gay pussy boy.

by pussyboyyyyyy August 27, 2019