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Valentine's Day Earthquake

An earthquake that occurs on Valentines Day due to many people having sex at one time. The earth's rotation is initially affected, then the earth's tectonic plates become destabilized. It is at this point that tremors ensue. Of note, areas that are known for people that "Pour the Coal" when having sex are most at risk for earthquakes of this nature.
Man, I was poring the coal and Valentines Day so hard that a 4.4 Valentine's Day Earthquake happened!
by Flightnursejim February 15, 2014
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Valentine's Day

The worst holiday known to single people and men in general. Also known as Single's Awareness Day
I always dread Valentine's Day because I am still single.
by GermanBob1776 January 29, 2015
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Boy: Hey, are you down to fuck?
Girl: I could make an exception. I mean, it IS Valentine's Day...
by Doctor Doof February 5, 2015
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Valentine's Day

Valentine Day is on February 14th. It is a special day to express your feelings for that one special person. You can send them chocolate, flowers or just treat them with affection.

For the people who are single:

Valentine Day; also known as Single Awareness Day or also know as SAD
Person who is in a relationship: "Oh my god, it's Valentine's Day!"

Person who is single: "What? It's Single Awareness Day today?"
by little miss secretive May 29, 2014
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Single's Awareness Day
person one: happy valentine's day
person two: i hate being single
by sebi-swimmer February 14, 2015
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valentine's juice

Cum mixed with period blood. Your cum is white, and blood is red. Red mixed with white creates pink, which is the color many people associate with valentine's day, hence the name "valentine's juice".
She said she was on her period, but that didn't stop me from serving up some valentine's juice.
by tacobama June 4, 2016
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Valentine's Day

The day where the happy celebrate and the lonely masterbate.
Valentine's Day was such a bust, all I did was watch Netflix and masterbate.
by Anm777 February 14, 2017
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