degreasing the unicycle

the act of masturbating furiously

Brandon was degreasing the unicycle when his girlfriend caught him in the act and gave him a helping hand

by johnny dud May 7, 2007

Feeding The Unicorn

an excuse used when the person is to lazy to think of a real one

a sarcastic response to a question

Are you going to come over?
No. I'm feeding the unicorn.

by chaselc June 18, 2011

Unicorn

1.) The last of the race, which believe that kissing or any express of romantic/sexual gestures should be kept for real love.

2.) Anyone that hasn't been kissed

R: Hey look! Ella and Leaha are unicorns! They're so cool

by ellaandleaha October 10, 2012

man unicorn

More rare than a female unicorn… All-female unicorns search for this rare man who is part powerful and part too good looking to look at. Male unicorns are most famous for their incredible kissing abilities and ability to attract any unicorn they so desire.

Well that Andrew sure is a man unicorn… I am so jealous.

by Alhgator April 19, 2017

Keep Chasing Unicorns

A metaphor for "never grow up"
when someone never wants to be
or wants to think like an adult.
keep believing in unicorns like a little kid,
but in a good and naive way.
Staying true to your believes
believing in utopies

A: "I'll never be like them"

B: "Me neither we will keep chasing unicorns"

by clemente January 28, 2012

Unicorn kiss

When a person (usually an exotic entertainer) places an amount of glitter into his/her rectum and then flatulates a sparkling cloud onto another person. This service is usually performed for a fee in addition to the normal tip.

"Scott" got a unicorn kiss from the cowboy at Gloria's on his bachelor party, but he was so drunk, he still doesn't' know.

by m24b September 1, 2011

Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing on Rainbows

When your so excited you have to sing this over and over again until someone will finally come up to you so annoyed that they will slap you in the face so hard a red hand mark will be left on your face cheek.

Me:" Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows!"
Person: "Dude if you don't shut up right now I will slap you in your face so hard it will leave a red hand mark on your face cheek!"

by Lynea May 20, 2016