tuna can

A penis that is wider than long.

The guy had such a tuna can he had to have an elephant step on his back to fuck.

by Copie Boy November 4, 2002

tuna grinder

The act of performing oral sex to a female and then chewing the lips of the vagina in a violent, grinding fashion.

After receiving the tuna grinder, my vagina began to bleed.

by The Swank May 5, 2006

parkin' the beef bus in tuna town

Made famous by Jimmy Pop of The Bloodhound Gang in the song "A Lap Dance is so Much Better When the Stripper is Crying", it essentially means the cock entering the vaginga.

"So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean."

by Ian Schultz September 23, 2007

tanga

spanish for thong

Ay mira esa muchacha con su tanga saliendose!

by Kathy July 29, 2003

tuna cat

a smelly vagina that reeks like rotten tunafish.

Shanna hoodrat has a moldy tuna cat, but i still love her.

by Dmoney69 December 31, 2008

take the skin boat to tuna town

To have vaginal sex.

by Ian Chode April 4, 2003

Tuna Gypsy

a gang originating in the 407 consiting of young gypsy that puts condoms on polls and run around hotels harassing vacationers and throwing klondike bars at cars at 12 at night while having skittle fights.

Person 1: Wow who are those bamfs!
Person 2: They must be tuna gypsys.

by porscha and the gang May 18, 2008