Doss Tube

An absolute stupid and moronic person.

For example when someone forgets to reload his rifle in the middle of a firefight.

Said by Fergus Reid in Wolfenstein: The New Order

Fergus: “Wyatt! You’re empty, you doss tube! Reload for fucks’s sake!”

by GladDyos November 1, 2022

Tube-taught

—adjective

1) taught to oneself or by oneself to be (as indicated) with the aid of YouTube or other online videos
2) learned through hands-on experience guided by YouTube or other online video resources
Origin: 2015

1) Tube-taught Bariasta; a Tube-taught small appliance repairman
2)a Tube-taught mastery of the art of Minecraft

by Clockwork2k2 May 31, 2015

tube amp

An amplifier built with tubes ; some types of output tubes / valves such as EL34, 6550, 845 etc can be used . Most common designs are push-pull and single ended and OTL. Those amplifiers are alternative to SS (solid state) amplifiers where no tubes / valves available. Some hybrid type of amplifiers also available.

As an audiophile upgrade is in my blood and my tube amplifier needs rolling new tubes.

by TheRambler123 September 23, 2017

The Wrong Tube

A.K.A The trachea. This is where uncooperative food goes down (instead of the esophagus) in an attempt to make you experience what it feels like to die by choking.

A man was found dead in a local restaurant this evening. The doctors say his food went down the wrong tube and got stuck.

by Ubeenbamboozledson October 28, 2021

tube sausage

Slang for dick

"I got some tube sausage for you"

by Macdadeo October 6, 2017

Blue Tubes

When all your pent up sexual frustration builds up and you finally get laid--only for the sex to be garbage and you go from horny to angry af real quick. Especially mad you wasted a body count on his micropenis.

That mother fucker from last light spit all this game about tearing my pussy apart, only to find out his dick game is weak, and now I got the worst case of Blue Tubes.

by FindYorChi February 11, 2019

Xendroxi Tube

The xendroxi tube is a tube that only whales have, and it is located near the stomach region. It supplies polintus which is an energy source that allows whales to blow out of the blow whole. If this tube is damaged the whale's internal organs will shut down.

There was a whale that had it's xendroxi tube damaged and it washed up on the shore.

by Frank Louisa December 26, 2019