Fake Ass Truffle

A term used to describe the presence of any substance that mimics the flavor of real truffle, such as 2,4-dithiapentane, but is not properly disclosed as an artificial flavor. Such substances are often represented as “natural flavor” on ingredient lists to trick consumers into believing they are receiving added value.

The bougie diva hyped her pricey truffled ziti, but got punk’d ‘cause it was just Fake Ass Truffle.

by Truffle Idaho December 28, 2024

Snuffling for Truffles

The act of placing your your face between the arse checked of a big bottomed girl (who may or may not make the rocking world go around) and employing a vigorous tongue action to mine for nutty truffles.

May also be combined with the act of rewinding her clock

The rock chick bent over a bit too far, it took all his mental strength to not go Snuffling for Truffles rigjt then and there.

by Flappy Giblets June 21, 2025

Chicago truffle power couple

A Chicago Truffle Power Couple (known as gooning squared) is when a man edges himself for hours, sometimes in multiple spurts, to achieve something of a trance state of being. His dick and body are aligned, and he has lost control of most motor skills, cognitive ability and communication ability. His body reverts to shaky, jerky motions, tounge sticking out, dull expression in his eyes, face. All communication is done with grunts and moans, and all thinking ability is removed. He is white as a sheet and embodies a walking, living erection. The woman he is with (the squared part) also edges herself into this same state, sometimes using the man’s dick to edge herself, and becomes a “goonette” or “truffle”. Together they make the Chicago Truffle Power Couple, being many of headlines in newspapers thanks to their deregulated motor skills and antisocial behavior. These couples usually manifest themselves in low income areas or low iq areas (more if these overlap) and are very entertaining to watch. They exit this state when they ejaculate, and revert back to their normal, much less fun state.

Look at those people over there, they are completely whacked out!

Yeah, that’s the local Chicago Truffle Power Couple, they are at the peak of the gooning cycle. They’ll be arrested for public indecency here before too long, get a bag of popcorn.

by Lostnationmudflap July 19, 2025

Albanian Truffle-Copter

When u stuff ur hb full of truffles and proceed to flicker goon for 27 seconds as you spin on his dih in a helicopter formation, while he tries to push the truffles back out.

Gurt: yo can I give u an Albanian Truffle-Copter later? 😘
Hb: what the helly?? 😳

by Galactatus August 5, 2025

Thong Truffle

Bits of fecal matter stuck to a thong or G-String.

Dude likes her so much, he ate her thong truffles.

by Vantallywacker August 6, 2025

truffle bros

Like eskimo bros, but truffle bros have both had anal sex with the same woman.

Honey, say hello to Greg. We used to wash dishes at the same Outback Steakhouse and it didn’t long for us to discover that we’re actually truffle bros.

by greystoke5000 September 2, 2025

Truffle Pigging

Truffle pigging is a rummaging sexual game, where the aim of the game is for one person to hide their genitals beneath the covers of the bed. The other participant must then rummage through the covers to find the hidden genitals (truffle). Just like the European pig. Can also be played by more then 2 players.

Are we having a game of truffle pigging tonight darling?

by KingArthurTheFouteenth November 19, 2025