Trafficness

Traffic being traffic

DAMN TRAFFICNESS MAKING ME LATE

by SpongeCakey October 18, 2021

Twitter Traffic

Twitter Traffic is when someone tweets something controversial to bait people into reacting and arguing in the replies.

Ariel is such a weasel tweeted that foolishness for a little Twitter Traffic

by Miss Zaynoo October 19, 2021

traffic jammed

Getting stuck in traffic.
See also:

traffic jam
Traffic
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Traffic-Jammed

Person: Sorry I'm late, I got traffic jammed on the way to work.
Coworker: It happens.

by Cat Kid aka Kid_Cat64 June 27, 2021

I'm stuck in traffic.

a common excuse

Sorry I'm late because I'm stuck in traffic.

by isaac ILS June 15, 2023

Disney traffic

Traffic congestion on Interstate 4 and surrounding roads around Orlando due to excessive number of cars traveling to and from Disney World in a short period of time, severely inconveniencing those passing by and not heading to Disney.

Driver: To get from Tampa to Jacksonville, it looks like the best way is to take I-4 east to I-95 north.
Passenger: Hell no. We can't take that way due to Disney traffic. A better solution is to take I-75 north followed by US 301 north where we'll pick I-10 east.

by Leopards14 March 24, 2023

Philly traffic cone

u vomit and shit in a traffic cone then put it on a unsuspecting bold person

I gave Somone a Philly traffic cone yesterday they never expected it

by Rimlock March 28, 2023

traffic cone rock

a genre of music characterized by slow, heavy drums, distorted guitars, lots of bass, and usually baritone saxophone.

“what do you think of this song?”

“it’s so cool! i love traffic cone rock!”

by nyxy.bo.bixy24 January 15, 2023