Brave Little Toaster

A Honda Element car, due to its resemblance of a toaster.

My friend's Brave Little Toaster was totaled after it ran into a Prius.

by Tuesday93 August 12, 2009

organic traffic tester

Stroller, absent-mindedly pushed out into traffic (often between 2 parked cars) by distracted/stupid parent prior to crossing street. If Tester returns to owner empty or mangled, there was a car coming.

"OMG, I totally had to swerve to avoid that Organic Traffic Tester!"

by Wrabbit November 9, 2009

toaster

when you sleep with 5 or more guys in the same frat

After sleeping with Jon, Matt, Tom, Jim, and Sam, Lex got her toaster!!!!!!!!!

by hhihii December 6, 2017

butthole taster

1.One who partakes in the tasting of ones own or anothers anus. usually with a licking motion. see also rimjaw

2.insult. denoting that said person partakes in butthole tasting

1. sussie is a butthole taster

2. your breath stinks you butthole taster

by The big guy in the sky December 27, 2005

Cum Tooter

An extremely rare, but serious, medical condition. A "Cum Tooter" (or anal-seminal ejaculatory disease Also known as "ASED") is where a man ejaculates from his anus.

Only one out of every 1,265,987 (estimated) men are born with this "gift".

Jenny: Patty told me Mike was a cum tooter!

Chad: No way! I heard that was only a myth!

Jenny: It's for real! I saw it on Myth Busters!

by MattBomb October 11, 2009

Teeter Totter

A sexual position in which two women ride a man’s face and dick simultaneously, creating a human teeter totter.

“I saw you go home with those two girls bro”
“We did the Teeter Totter man. It was insane”

by allahu YEETbar November 16, 2018

Toaster Strudel

When you cum over a girl so much it looks like you covered her with cum like you cover a toaster strudel with icing.

I came so much over jenny that she looked like a toaster strudel.

by Polley July 6, 2006