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Tony The Fixer

Common name of Antonin Scalia, United States Supreme Court Justice. Tony fixed the 2000 US Presidential Election by stopping the vote recount in Florida and handing the presidency to George Walker Bush.

Tony has fixed other things, as well. Such as in 2004 U.S. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia rejected a request that he remove himself from a case about Vice President Dick Cheney's energy task force after their recent duck-hunting trip raised questions about his impartiality.

"Since I do not believe my impartiality can reasonably be questioned, I do not think it would be proper for me to recuse," he said in a 21-page opinion.
Tony The Fixer always wanted to have met Bennito Mussolini.
by J Snow February 5, 2010
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Tony Blair

Current Labour MP and Prime Minister of the UK. Subject of alot of diatribe from the nation despite ironically being voted to power by the very same people.
"I voted for Tony Blair"
by rogue March 21, 2003
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Tony George

The owner and CEO of the Indianapolis Motor Speedway. As a result of a temper tantrum where he did not get his way, he founded the Indy Racing League, ultimately ruining both open wheel racing in the United States and the Indianapolis 500. See also the Idiot Grandson and Clabber Boy.
Tony George ruined both open wheel racing in the United States and the Indianapolis 500.
by Rex Karz October 1, 2004
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Tony Bowl

When you smoke a bowl, that has so much tobacco others around you stop to watch
Kylan: Jesus, Patrick is about to smoke a Tony bowl
Eric: Wow I gotta watch this
by Rocket61 April 20, 2018
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Tony Tirri

1.) A Rookie
2.) Sucks a beer pong
3.) Pance

Synonym: Timmy
" Look at all those grease in dat burgers"- Tony Tirri
by Big Dog Status March 11, 2010
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Tony Smith

Tony Smith is a pumpkin who was born on October 30th. He’s Italian and he has the best smile.
Holy shit I think that’s tony smith!

No it can’t be!

Omg let’s go get Tony’s autograph!
by Tony Smiths dad October 30, 2020
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Toni Tyrone

A big boy from the wrong side of the river looking for a fresh start. From the greek word Tyroneth and the not so greek word tonieth
Boi u a Toni Tyrone get outta here u scumbag.
by dank_memes_696969 March 21, 2017
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