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Left Sharked

To have attention or recognition directed away from a person -- either intentionally or accidentally -- to such a degree that no one remembers that person (and in severe cases, could signal the end of that person's career).

This definition comes from the halftime show of Superbowl XLIX on February 1, 2015, when American singer Katy Perry's performance was overshadowed by a dancer dressed in a shark costume -- on her left side -- who appeared to forgot his choreography and danced differently than the other shark-dressed dancer on the right side.
That band tonight was totally left sharked by their opening act.
by broneeho February 4, 2015
mugGet the Left Sharkedmug.

thumb shark

Dickhead brothers (most commonly found in groups of 3) that resemble living breathing thumbs with shark characteristics. This is a rare species of thumb sharks can most commonly be found living right on the coast of Southern California near Redondo Beach
Girl 1: Those three boys just ruined our movie night
Girl 2: What a bunch of thumb sharks
by thumbsharkhater456 November 25, 2017
mugGet the thumb sharkmug.

Bum Shark

When your friend pays too much attention to your arse; they're a bum shark.
(Playing Call of Duty) Hey Logan why are you swimming so close behind me in the water? Are you a bum shark?
by Team Leader Joseph November 4, 2018
mugGet the Bum Sharkmug.

Tank a shark

to expel feces from ones bowels. to take a shit.
"what the fox were you doing when i called?'

"sorry about that, i was tanking a fat shark."

"can i tank a shark?"
by use your shark name. February 3, 2010
mugGet the Tank a sharkmug.

rim shark

Someone who frequently gives rim jobs and loves the taste of rims.
Saw Ryan yesterday, that guy is a total rim shark.
by DanielChoked May 10, 2018
mugGet the rim sharkmug.

Sheet shark

A sheet shark is a girl who sneaks under the bed sheets while your sleeping and performs surprise oral sex on you
Omg dude my girl surprised me this morning by sheet sharking me , best bj ever.
by jsjdw June 10, 2016
mugGet the Sheet sharkmug.

attention shark

A person who craves so much attention, if they don't get enough they'll die, much like how if a shark stops swimming, they'll die.
Sarah, stop being such an attention shark!
by MidnightBlueHF May 14, 2016
mugGet the attention sharkmug.

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