Timstain

When your friend Tim tells you to get a job but you are fine being a neet fuck.

I was going to have a good day but it started getting cloudy outside, and I was railroaded by a grade 8 timstain.

by Cynabal2 June 12, 2018

tissue tip

When a man has tissue on the end of his Bell end from wanking and not washing it.

Hey girlfriend was getting naughty with some guy the other day, and he had tissue on the end when I went down on him, so I now call him tissue tip.

by Crystal42 February 26, 2018

tismfruit

a name to define a group of or one person who is being a fruit cup and autistic at the same exact time.

"fuck you dude."
"shut up man, you are a tismfruit"

by megafruitmichael July 26, 2018

Tissok

Tissok is a Mexican indian God, but it is used to name al the Gym Teachers that are as fat as a whale and as slow as a turtle .

I wish i could see just once Tissok running. I bet he wouldn't last 3 feet.

by Jazer2228 August 30, 2018

Timsey

When your becoming partly drunk but your not fully drunk yet, so you are feeling very timsey

Person 1 “Bruv we’ve had so many magners tonight how you feeling??”
Person 2 “Bro i’m feeling proper timsey right now”

by Bigman3000 February 27, 2019

Tissam

Smiecht, psychopath. A devious individual that portrays him/herself as kind and caring. This person has deep rooted anger issues.

1. ''Do you know Amber? She is such a Tissam. Last week she tried to burn my house down.''

2. ''why are you acting so Tissam? You don't have to be such a bitch.''

by kara6 July 13, 2019

Tissehul

The hul in the tissmand

Let me suck ur tissehul

by xxxpussyeater42069xdxxxlmaofam July 26, 2019