tight ass

combination of tight taken from uptight and ass taken from asshole. A tight ass is someone who could be uptight in a negative way.

That cop gave me a bullshit ticket. What a tight ass.

by Drew Gray December 28, 2005

shit packed tight and ready for travel

Shit packed tight and ready for travel: having ones mind, body and materials in a state of readiness.

When one's life is in order, one can truly say, "I've got my shit packed tight and ready for travel."

by TooSick4U August 18, 2006

tight brick

This is the appropriate way to used the term "brick" in it's adj. form to describe something which is very, VERY cold.

Marcus: "Yo fool it's BRICK outside today"
Brian: "Yea man, it's TIGHT brick!"

by Travelinbeat August 6, 2006

Tight Hole

The tight asshole of an inexperienced gay man that needs to be stretched so you can fuck him harder.

I’ve been pounding Patrick’s tight hole so hard every night and leaving him gaping

by Mr. Freetime December 30, 2019

Tighter than a Beringer

A Beringer, also known as an Ebinger, is a level of "tightness", saltiness, and a mild amount of anger. You are not necessarily mad, but disappointed to a point that some facial expression and a change in demeanor are very apparent.

Also used to describe actual tightness of something.

"Jacob was tighter than a Beringer when Johnny stole his girl"
"I'm tighter than a Beringer after losing my jawn"
"Bruh last night, she was tighter than a Beringer.

by hiimyor May 25, 2018

tight as fuck

Popularized by american high schoolers of the early to mid 90s. This term was and is still used to show contrasts between something being just OK and awesome. The phrase is often used to describe a person, place, event or thing. For example,

Dude 1: Have you seen the new lambo?

Dude 2: Aw yeah, that car is tight as fuck!

Another scenario, could be:

Boy 1: Man... have you seen the new exchange student?! The little Asian chick from Korea

Boy 2: Dawg, I bet she's tight as fuck...

by dEVin80 November 30, 2020

tight as a boiled owl

(1)The state of being extremely drunk on alcoholic beverages.
(2)Sadly no longer used, Victorian term for being extremely drunk or hungover. Should be brought back into the lexicon.

Bro 1: How you feeling bro?
Bro 2: Tight as a boiled owl.
Bro 1: Bro, you’re intoxicated.

by Santos L Harper January 16, 2021