Apply through your teeth

To euphamise one's skills and/or work ethic on a work application with the intent of having your application receive a more favorable consideration. It is an unwritten rule of applying for jobs, i.e., it is expected that you apply through your teeth. Remember, it's not lying - it's applying.

Question: How often have you skipped school: never, on occasion, only as much as everyone else does, or always?

Applicant: Hmm, let's see. Well, I do skip on occasion, so...

Friend: Dude, apply through your teeth. Tell them you never skip. That's what they're expecting you to say.

Applicant: Alright, next question.

Question: I disagree with others frequently. Strongly agree, agree, neutral, disagree, or strongly disagree?

Applicant: Wtf! It's a trick question >_<

by Trinadtsat Tomitsu August 11, 2006

exit through the gift shop

When a woman releases gas and instead of departing in the intended direction, there is a fluttering through the front flaps

Oh my god I farted and I felt it exit through the gift shop

by Ricecake January 25, 2018

go through the power cycle

IT support desk lingo for turning your PC on and off again , a modern version of "please reboot your machine" , normally said in an incredibly patronising and monotone voice

My f**king PC crashed again and those IT geeks just told me to go through the power cycle so now I've lost a whole days work .

by twenty dollar g string girl February 23, 2011

Flicking through the pink pages

The act of fingering a chick. Could also refer to female masturbation.

I walked in and she was flicking through the pink pages.

by Fenwicks lover September 23, 2008

like bacon through a duck

A regional phrase known in Northern Michigan, used to express an action occuring very quickly, usually in reference to food passing through the digestive system.

Oh man, I should have stayed away from those buffett tacos, they shot through me like bacon through a duck.

by warriorgregor76 March 26, 2010

put her through the headboard

when you are hitting it soo hard the girls head bangs the headboard

I put that broad right through my headboard last night

by Jamerz November 26, 2003

Hole through the wall

Punch a wall and put a hole through it.
I've done it. Trust me. It's gay.

"I'm stressed, LOUISE GREEN! AAAAAAAAH! *punch the wall*, Oh shit!"

by GirlSkater March 27, 2004