the shanghai throatpunch

The Shanghai Throatpunch is an aggressive reprisal against your female counterpart. While the female is performing apologetic oral you grab her ponytails and begin throat fucking in a barbaric manner. Right at climax you cold-cock her trachea. The impact causes a confetti like discharge of semen, snot, and blood from her nose, resembling a Chinese dragon shooting fire.

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by The Norwegian Duo November 30, 2013

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by joeykingman March 28, 2012

throat gag

Throat gag is when a guy sticks his penis all the way down a girls throat and makes her gag repeatedly without letting her get any breath of air. Alot of females love this because the lack of air gets them light headed while getting their mouth rammed.

"I love'd the way John did the throat gag thing to me last night. I couldnt breathe but enjoyed every moment."

by rob777 September 5, 2006

throat bubble

when you get a bubble of spit in your throat and it makes you sound like don lafontaine

i was talking to suzy and i got a huge throat bubble.

by mcgoogles is me name February 24, 2009

Throat Oyster

Chunk of phlegm in you throat (the thick viscous substance secreted by the mucous membranes of the respiratory passages, esp. when produced in excessive or abnormal quantities, e.g., when someone is suffering from a cold.)

I just coughed up a throat oyster

by ThomASS 666 December 17, 2008

Throne Legs

After sitting on the toilet for an extended period of time where your lags fall asleep.

Dude,I had the shits so bad I got throne legs and couldn't stand up.

by MJT2112 February 25, 2009

throat feathers

Strands of jism that stick in you partners mouth and throat after you've cum in it.

After I'd shot off in her mouth she opened wide and I could see the throat feathers.

by reggiefubar August 5, 2009