Attention Zombie

The most pathetic type of attention whore in the history of attention whores who fakes her own death online to get attention and sympathy from others. Usually accompanied by a league of her own alt accounts and simps who spread the news of unfortunate death and then a miraculous recovery few days later and collects all the attention.

"Is SoGna alright ? Haven't seen her online and I hear things."

Pfft...she's being an attention zombie. Again.

by urbanronin September 25, 2021

Zombie Party

When a group of people get high on hallucinogens and have an orgy.

We were so messed up at that zombie party that i couldn't tell my cock from my knee.

by Flinnn June 11, 2016

zombie team

A hypothetical team incorporated into your zombie plan consisting of the people you know who would be the most beneficial in the event of a zombie apocolypse. People often considered for one's zombie team are resourceful, very fit, stealthy, not afraid of blood, and have easy access to weapons.

Benji Franklin: "Damn, look at that bully beat a helpless child with a baseball bat!"

G Wash: "I know. He'd be perfect in my zombie team."

by Dennis Erickson November 1, 2009

Zombie chew

When a person is providing oral to another person but the receiver is unable to become erect. They carry on with the oral anyway whilst it is floppy, lifeless and also referred to as “dead meat”.

Venessa- “what did you do with him?”
Jackie-“I went down on him, but he drank too much, so I gave him a zombie chew”

by Caldaddy May 10, 2020

mobile zombie

a person who stands in the middle of the dance floor just stood there fiddling with their mobile phone or endlessly stood there filming some DJ instead of making the most of their night out.

It would have been a good night, but there were too many mobile zombies clogging up the dance floor

by fruit and the cakes December 21, 2013

TikTok Zombie

A person who constantly scrolls through tik tok. Instead of doing something productive they waste their time on cringe tik tok.

Normal Kid in hall: Yo watch where your going
TikTok Zombie: Oh my bad (continues to look down at tik tok while walking)

by LC bruh June 20, 2021

Sausage Zombie

A slutty older woman. One who still accepts sausage even though her skin is leathery and falling off her body.

Dude, that Ruby is SUCH a sausage zombie. I saw her with an 89-year old going into a strip club the other day.

by jorbastopal November 5, 2010