shitter jackers

when something bad happens...
you can always rely on saying the comforting phrase SHITTER JACKERS. It started with cracker jackers then crapper jackers then spread on to infect the word shit.

Oh shitter jackers, i fell down the stairs and bled out my eyes!

by scarscar February 19, 2009

Lord Shitter

One who take hour long shits consistently and makes you wait while laughing to them selfs as their shit crusts to their asshole.

Hey Lord Shitter gonna go let is crust again or are you gonna wipe.

by Eugene Sheizen May 21, 2020

Cross Shitter

Usually, A fat man who cross dresses, but has an obsession with shitting all the time no matter where they are; one who has a fetish with shitting and play dressing.

" Hi im Richard Hart and Im A cross Shitter. I love shitting while dressed as an old skank".

by Mr Cockblock October 16, 2014

Off the shitter

Something that is really really good. Like better than awesome.

Last night was 'off the shitter' ; this coffee is off the shitter

by Clumsy Solider April 27, 2016

Shitter Spitter

American for bidet.

Hey Cletus? Why are you trying to be all fancy with that shitter spitter?

by AZDirtySanchez May 18, 2021

shitter patter

Conversation had while on the toilet, usually, but not limited to over a phone with the other party unaware of the situation.

This chick I just asked out had no idea I did it with shitter patter.

by AlvinBreck February 15, 2015

Phantom shitter

Have you ever walked down a hallway and found a random fresh turd.. But no one is around to claim it?

Then you, need a young priest and an old preist.. For you are haunted by a phantom shitter.

Man walks by shit.. Looks at urban dictionary and finds phantom shitter: ooohhhh!!!

Man hiding around the corner with a freshly dirty ass. : haha! I atrike again!!!

by Moist genitals May 13, 2019