I have that Rob the Robber
by Hi fn April 20, 2018
Get the rob the robbermug. Girl: " Have you seen Beth and Rob together?"
Girl 2: " Yeah! They are totally Relationship Goals!!!!"
Girl 2: " Yeah! They are totally Relationship Goals!!!!"
by boothangboo November 9, 2017
Get the beth and robmug. A boy who i a gay piece of sh*t. He likes to eat food and gain 5000 calories a day. He is absolute sh*t at every sport he plays.
by KennyMenacho January 11, 2020
Get the rob gaymug. Ok, Im gonna finish were the real Ruthless (definition one) left off. I really have seen this guy in concert and he is a gheymo. The highlight of his show was when Richard Simmons came out and gave him a salty pirate. He has been arrested multiple times for what he likes to call, "whip off a batch" while starring at little boys in preschool parking lots. The only good thing about him is his oldest daughter. She is hot, but dumber than bricks. She always lets me play rowdy cowboy and for that Im happy. But then there is his mom. She sufers from what Im sure you read about in definition 1, but also, she has the zactly disease. Really, its quite sad. She makes up for it though cause she looks good after an angry dragon, angry beaver, coney island special, glass bottom boat ride, or any combination there of! What a bitch man. Should I continue? And have you ever seen a rapper with a kentucky waterfall? Yeah, me either. I recommend purchasing an AK-12 and putting this loser out of his misery cause I am personally gonna be taking brown if I see this jack ass eat one more onion ring off the knob of another homeless drunk.
by the authority March 1, 2005
Get the ruthless robmug. Where a person can consume a large amount of alcohol, usually wine, and suddenly become unusually good at whatever activity the person is performing/participating in. This does not include drunken 'relations' with another person as this is impossible following alcohol binging or with a person who is a 2 pint rob.
by Jo June 9, 2004
Get the On a Rob Rollmug. A complete and utter oxygen thief.
Rob Thomas is another of today's talentless, gutless bitches who, for some bizarre reason, is supposedly a (if not THE) torch-bearer for contemporary singer-songwriters.
It would be easy to ignore this tosser as yet another creator of whingy, whiny, pass-the-Kleenex, "let's make music that millions of teenage girls will love and more importantly buy" crap. Unfortunately, endless tales of his song-writing genius are constantly rammed down our throats.
Well, if Rob Thomas is the spokesperson for our generation then Christ help us all.
Since his debut single with Matchbox 20 (at least in Australia) Push, every single song has been the same gut-wrenching tale of heart-break, woe and misery. Ever notice how every song is about how unwell/bent/diseased/generally fucked up Rob is? Ever notice how just about every line in every song starts with "I"? The world waited with baited breath when Rob cast off the shackles of his band and we were promised that, as a solo artist, Rob's full range of talents would be unleashed. What did we get? "I don't wanna be lonely no more..." Every song is overwrought with emotion, but the lyrics are like the bad poetry that freshly-dumped teenagers write and then burn immediately. What a one-trick pony. But then why change when there's the next wave of 14 year old girls to be hooked on his rubbish (and Pepsi too, the fucking shill)
By all means, have an angsty song, have an angsty album if you must, but an entire career? Even Alanis Morrisette got over hers.
We get the message, Rob. Why not try using whatever talent you have to make people feel better about themselves for a change?
And, by the way, most guys are NOT jealous of him. Not jealous of his dubious talent, and definitely not jealous of his looks. Any wonder he bangs on about being so unwell, he looks like his liver's failing.
Rob Thomas needs to be put into the same meat grinder as Ben Lee, James Blunt and all the other imitators he has spawned. See Ben Lee for more truth!!!
As the great Bill Hicks said, this is not a matter of taste or opinion. Rob Thomas sucks. End of story.
Rob Thomas is another of today's talentless, gutless bitches who, for some bizarre reason, is supposedly a (if not THE) torch-bearer for contemporary singer-songwriters.
It would be easy to ignore this tosser as yet another creator of whingy, whiny, pass-the-Kleenex, "let's make music that millions of teenage girls will love and more importantly buy" crap. Unfortunately, endless tales of his song-writing genius are constantly rammed down our throats.
Well, if Rob Thomas is the spokesperson for our generation then Christ help us all.
Since his debut single with Matchbox 20 (at least in Australia) Push, every single song has been the same gut-wrenching tale of heart-break, woe and misery. Ever notice how every song is about how unwell/bent/diseased/generally fucked up Rob is? Ever notice how just about every line in every song starts with "I"? The world waited with baited breath when Rob cast off the shackles of his band and we were promised that, as a solo artist, Rob's full range of talents would be unleashed. What did we get? "I don't wanna be lonely no more..." Every song is overwrought with emotion, but the lyrics are like the bad poetry that freshly-dumped teenagers write and then burn immediately. What a one-trick pony. But then why change when there's the next wave of 14 year old girls to be hooked on his rubbish (and Pepsi too, the fucking shill)
By all means, have an angsty song, have an angsty album if you must, but an entire career? Even Alanis Morrisette got over hers.
We get the message, Rob. Why not try using whatever talent you have to make people feel better about themselves for a change?
And, by the way, most guys are NOT jealous of him. Not jealous of his dubious talent, and definitely not jealous of his looks. Any wonder he bangs on about being so unwell, he looks like his liver's failing.
Rob Thomas needs to be put into the same meat grinder as Ben Lee, James Blunt and all the other imitators he has spawned. See Ben Lee for more truth!!!
As the great Bill Hicks said, this is not a matter of taste or opinion. Rob Thomas sucks. End of story.
by Choda Boy 57 August 20, 2006
Get the Rob Thomasmug. street slang for a rim job
by domo69 December 16, 2008
Get the rob roymug.