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Power of the Bit

Drugged out non-sequitor regarding some item or event that is cool. Used to denote appreciation, if not comprehension.
"I just want to feel it."
"She wants to feel the power... the power of the bit."
"That's for you. Feel it! Feel that power. That's what Scientology is like. Feel it? Yeah. I deem you clear. I deem you OT Level 7. Alright."
by dogintub November 8, 2008
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Sour Power

When you smoke the sour and got the power
Jake took a huge bong rip and now has sour power.
by Sour Power Hero July 11, 2018
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Power of the Curve

When you give up hope in your Engineering major courses and all you can pray to the power of professors to grant you the gift of a C- in your transcript.
Clover: "Guys I'm failing Water Resources Engineering for the second semester! I can't afford another F, its so sad..!"
Sam & Alex *chanting*: "Believe in the Power of the Curve."
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Power Hair

A completely over exaggerated compliment to a woman you really don't know, but you want to know... really bad. Typically used when you have nothing better to say, drunk, at 11pm, with seersucker shorts, and wayfarers.
Ryan: "Hey Sara, you know... you got some real power hair."

Sara: "Thanks?"
by Uber Redhead March 25, 2013
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Power living

The concept of, when waiting for some distant goal, mentally forcing yourself to span that time quickly.
Steve: Dude, second semester went by so fast, I can't believe it's already summer.
Bob: Yeah, I've been power living since winter break.
by Stevebobtom February 20, 2011
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Power Jack

When a person uses two hands to get a male to climax as fast as possible.
Sally has the best hands for a Power Jack. Last night her delicate and smooth hands made me cum so fast I couldn't even make it a whole minute.
by Damon K. September 28, 2021
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Power User

1. People who know the advanced features of a computer operating system.
2. What business people who don't actually know anything about computers call themselves when all they can do is make spreadsheets in Excel. :
Ex:

1. I just installed a new GUI to Debian! Now to overlock my processor so I can get shit done!

2. The following is a real story from my old job:
Lady: *Calls Me(IT Guy)*
Me: Hello?
Lady: Yes, is this IT I'm speaking with?
Me: Yes.
Lady: I'm normally a "Power User" but lately, Windows has been SO slow! I would like it if you could help me.
Me: Ok, would you like me to come over to your office?
Lady: No, it's fine.
Me: Well, could you answer these questions?
Lady: Yes. Why is it so slow?
Me: Have you updated Windows?
Lady: No.
Me: Do you have Windows 7?
Lady: Why do you want me to downgrade? I already have Windows 95!
Me: Have you downloaded any viruses?
Lady: No, my doctor said I'm fine.
Me: Umm...Well, have you clicked on any suspicious E-Mails?
Lady: Yes! I'm still waiting for my new iPhone!
Me: *Facepalm*
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