Moisture Pig

A 400 pound plus male or female human life form that just sits around and eats and sweats. These humans leach off of the system to the point that they suck up any moisture around them as well as food and beverage and leave no moisture, food or beverage for any other hard working human.

A moisture pig is worse than a swamp donkey and less athletic.

A moisture pig also is greatly affected by gravity and spends a lot of time on the ground, typically due to falling.

Look at the size of the hair diaper on that moisture pig.

That moisture pig stood so close to me that it dehydrated me!

by Bshifters December 15, 2019

Pig gold

n. Bacon. The beautiful, streaky bounty that can be extracted from pigs and - when combined with any other food (including MORE bacon) - makes said food infinitely more tasty.

I love this bacon. It's ****ing pig gold.

by EMM_1984 July 30, 2012

pig tired

Is when you are so tired that you can't even stay awake, so you put on a pig mask and continue to play gta 5 online.

So pig I can't even tired. Basically pig tired.

by Piggyback June 21, 2014

pigged to the gills

To be so drunk you don't know your own name or anyone else's around you. Totally shitfaced fucked up to where you can't feel your face.

Wow was Clayton drunk last night! He was absolutely fucking pigged to the gills!!!!

by Murdock 69 October 3, 2015

pig blap

When someone gets hit in the face with a penis or penis like object (dildo) and leaves a mark in the shape of the object.

Like when you get a mushroom tatto, that's getting pig blapped.

by Sasha U. May 2, 2006

pig pen

police station

I saw 2 police cars leave the pig pen

by steve March 29, 2004

love pig

1. One who is huggable to an extreme.
2. Joel Saville.
3. A pig one loves.

"Gals, that dood is totally a love pig!"

"My oinker is such a love pig!"

by Ze Dood January 23, 2009