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Barber Hop

When you get a haircut and leave without paying.
Guy 1: Johnny's a Mad dog. Last night he did a dine and dash.
Guy 2: That's nothing, I pulled off a Barber Hop.
by What'smynameagain? May 18, 2016
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Getting Hopped

When an old Italian man of short stature ranging from 5'-1" to 5'-6" repeatedly tries to insert his small foot into your anus as you are running for you life.
The boys were running for their little lives as papi Mario was chasing them while cursing in Italian and screaming 'come back here so i can hop you!'.

Maybe we shouldn't play ball in the house, we may end up getting hopped by papi.
by fat guy strangler July 24, 2011
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Hottie Hopping

The progressive navigation through poorly secured social networking profiles and photo albums to look at young ladies who are not known to the individual who is browsing.
I'd run out of good porn to look at, so I opted for a spot of hottie hopping from my niece's "facespace" profile.....
by Jimboshka June 9, 2010
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Grill Hopping

The action of sneaking from house to house with a couple of friends with the goal of grilling at least one burger on your neighbors' grills without getting caught.
Hey man do you want to go Grill Hopping with us at midnight?" "Oh hell yea!"
by Richie Melps August 9, 2010
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Click Hopping

When you're on a website (such as Amazon) and start searching one thing, but through clicking on suggested links, find yourself on a completely different thing.
"I was shopping for shoes, but after some Click Hopping, I found myself looking at bicycle repair kits."
by GeniusMom March 25, 2021
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floor hopping

Usually occurring in a large multi-floor building, where individuals go from floor to floor looking for parties, people to hang out with, etc.
I'm bored, let's go floor hopping to see if we can find some parties.
by Bob Chan September 14, 2010
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hop on apoc

Meaning rough sexual intercourse with a male person. once saying this, the person has to have sex (any type of sex)
"whoz you wanna hop on apoc?"
"maybe later. )
by pussy nigga balls November 27, 2021
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