Hat kid

Hat kid is the cutest cinnamon roll ever...
Being lewded by shitty people like Shadman

´Oh hey, what do you think about hat kid?´
´Shes cute, but underaged

by SmuglovesHK June 26, 2019

America's Hat

The country known as Canada.

Did you see that shirt with America's hat on it?

by Neero April 15, 2008

Wizards hat

Foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.

They made fun of Alex in the locker room because he had a wizards hat.

by Stacy C February 1, 2009

Sus-hat

A hat typically worn daily by certain female Talmud teachers. It can be either crocheted or knitted. The hat covers the tops of one's ears and the hair (if it is short enough to go inside).

Person 1: What are you knitting?
Person 2: I'm not knitting, I'm *crocheting* a Sus-hat.
Person 1: Cool!

by Elemental33 January 23, 2011

Brown Hat

when you fart and there happens to be someone's head right by your ass either bending over to tie a shoe, etc, or an unfortunate child walking by....

i was doing the dishes and let one rip just as my son walked by, gave the poor kid a brown hat...

by cosmic charlie January 28, 2009

the cat in the hat

a cute loving cat that always wears a hat, that matches his clothes from his head to his toes.

the cat in the hat is da bomb!

by carlin November 23, 2003

Mr. Hat

He who has come a long way. He sleeps in the Hatcropolis and can also be found playing catch while using California Style

Ooh Mr. Hat! We love you!

by the macstablishment August 31, 2006