not my circus, not my monkeys

absolutely nothing to do with you, usually used to have an opinion on something which you're not entitled to an opinion on. You're acting like someone who is judging a circus, its not yours, you have no part in it, so it doesn't matter to you. It can also be used if you don't like something offered to you.

its a bad idea... but whatever, not my circus, not my monkeys

by doingpatriarchywell November 17, 2025

Circus Boobs

A pair of abnormally, disproportionally huge breasts on an otherwise slender female - which might only be seen amongst a female "circus" performer.

"Holy 'Circus Boobs' !" Did you see the size of that skinny girl's boobs?"

by TommyTooTall November 27, 2025

Ketchup Circus

An orgy involving at least 3 or more women who are on their period.

"Make sure to bring wet wipes to the ketchup circus tonight!"

by napalmcoochie December 2, 2025

Alphabet Circus

A term used to describe the LGBTQI+-&$#@ community.

The alphabet circus is hosting several marches to celebrate pride month.

by The Great White Monkey June 30, 2023

bathtub circus

When you're taking a bath and decide to pump one out in the tub.

"Man, last night was so relaxing. I had a bathtub circus before bed.

by Courtesity June 14, 2024

Clown Circus

Clown Circus is the first known album in the solo band Lemon Demon hosted by Neil Cicierega. It was made on April 5, 2003.

Neil made this album when he was under 17, and started actually making music long before that… isn’t that impressive?

Person 1: Have you listened to Clown Circus by Lemon Demon yet…?
Person 2: What has gotten into you

by Ashalotl2 July 8, 2024

circus kiss

When someone sets their partners anus on fire and than proceeds to eat them out

Hey babe do you wanna circus kiss later?

by anonymous July 23, 2024