Cage, the

A common nickname for the city, used by the locals. It's derived from "birdcage", so it's a pretty harsh judgement on the place.

"You're not in the sticks, rube, this is the Cage, the urban sprawl is a jungle, so your thrive or you die."

by Zed Numar July 22, 2021

caging the net

Going through all your social network and posting a relevant picture of Nicholas cage on every post. When asked why you simply post another picture of cage with no explanation.

Person: "I like annoying people. Time to start caging the net"

by knowledgeGod May 16, 2015

Cage thing

See? What'd I tell you? It's a 2 parter and a barn burner... There might even be a 3rd part. OoOoOoOoOoOoOo!

*The next day*

Lucifer "Look, I know what I said but this cage thing is getting out of hand..."

God "I don't see what you mean... but we're gonna go name some stuff now."

Adam "Bye Snake!"😁

Lucifer "RGH! I AM NOT... A snake... They're gone..." 😮 💨

Eve 😐

Lucifer 😒

*A few minutes later*
*Underneath a tree*
Lucifer "..... And don't even get me started on the orbs! 'No LuCi! ThE pYrAmIdS jUsT gRoW oN tHe OrBs SoMeTiMeS!' It's stupid! He's stupid! I swear he just does it to irritate me..." 😒

Eve "I don't really understand but... I enjoy the time we spend together." 😊

Lucifer 😳 "Um... Well... Tsk! 😒 No... No, you wouldn't understand, would you?" *grabs fruit*

Eve 😯 "We're not supposed to eat that."

Lucifer "No. YOU'RE 😈👉😣 not supposed to eat it. I already have the thing the fruit gives you so, to me, it's just fruit." *takes bite*

Eve "Oh..." 😕

Lucifer "On second thought... Here. Have a bite."

Eve "But... What will happen?"

Lucifer "Well... How do I put this? God and I are one way... And you and Adam aren't like us... You're... Different. Eating the fruit will... Make you more like us."

Eve "I don't know..."

Lucifer "Trust me. You'll understand after you take a bite."
🫴 🍏
Eve 😕 "......." *takes bite* 😯😲🫨😨😰

Lucifer "Ah, yeah. See? There's an ethical-"

Eve "I HAVE TO TELL ADAM!" *runs off*

Lucifer "No don't!" 🫳 "......" 😧 "Aw..... Well, shit.... Oops..." 🤷

by Hym Iam February 18, 2023

cat cage

Soggy hairy pussy

She's got a proper dirty cat cage

by Fitza July 05, 2017

Clean the Hamster Cage

Any excuse for getting out of work, an obligation or promise. Sometimes thought to be a sexual euphemism, but not. A reason to be lazy.

A. Boss: Can you stay late this evening, we have to ship twenty more units before 5pm?

Employee: Sorry, boss, but I have to get home as soon as I can to clean the hamster cage!

B. Person 1: Can I get that money back that you borrowed last week?

Person 2: Sorry, but I have to get home as soon as possible to clean the hamster cage!

by March 27, 2022

Space-Cage

A person under surveillance 24/7 by a authoritarian group or government. Like in a dystopian alternet universe.

What did you do last night man? “Nothing just sat at home in front of the space-cage.” Does anyone even look up from their phones anymore man? Nah stuck in the space-Cage

by Lucy O’Hare October 26, 2018

cage the gingers

a derogatory remark which is commonly used against those with ginger hair colouring

“i think we should cage the gingers!!”

by vampirickisses November 18, 2023