Wedding

A place were the funeral of the relationship has cake and no coffin.

"Man this 'wedding' is bogus.

by M3anP3opl3101 January 21, 2018

White water wedding

A wedding planned and executed within a 3 month time span, often held in an outdoor area with little or no reception

I have to drive 5 hours to attend my friend's white water wedding and they probably only rented one porta-potty

by bones_ May 6, 2025

Italian Wedding

Male-male anal sex.

Pardon me, would you like to come back to my place and have an Italian Wedding?

by toastingsubs May 11, 2011

wedding ninja

An service worker generally at a wedding or event, that will continually monitor all plates out. And if left unattended for 15 seconds said plates will be taken and your food will be lost

Originally coined by ponzi

The wedding ninjas took my plate again. I was gone for 10 seconds

by OG Ponzi March 31, 2021

Vinegar Wedding

When two people on the day of their wedding run away with each other, not telling any of the wedding guests.

Often leaving people confused and with a bitter taste in their mouth about the whole situation.

Wedding guest 1: Where are the bride and groom? The ceremony should have started half hour ago?
Wedding guest 2: They better not have pulled a Vinegar Wedding on us!
WG1: Well if they aren’t here in 15 mins I’m leaving, and I’m taking my toaster with me!

by TheVillain94 May 21, 2025

Mexican wedding ring

When a hickey is given to mark someone as taken. More often than not by broke ass ho's.

Thanks Rosa for the Mexican wedding ring now my #1 girl will know I'm taken by another!

by Timepower October 29, 2018

wedding chung

The next step up from "wedding cake" which is the ultimate compliment. Often said to a friend when spotting a real hot girl

Dam check that girl out shes wedding cake!
She aint no wedding cake, shes wedding chung!!

by chez11 June 16, 2010