Doss Tube

An absolute stupid and moronic person.

For example when someone forgets to reload his rifle in the middle of a firefight.

Said by Fergus Reid in Wolfenstein: The New Order

Fergus: “Wyatt! You’re empty, you doss tube! Reload for fucks’s sake!”

by GladDyos November 1, 2022

Blue Tubes

When all your pent up sexual frustration builds up and you finally get laid--only for the sex to be garbage and you go from horny to angry af real quick. Especially mad you wasted a body count on his micropenis.

That mother fucker from last light spit all this game about tearing my pussy apart, only to find out his dick game is weak, and now I got the worst case of Blue Tubes.

by FindYorChi February 11, 2019

torture tube

Regional narrow-body jet known for short-haul flights, exceptionally cramped quarters and enough overhead bin space for an empty backpack, being generous. Made famous by Comair and their massive fleet of these for city hoppers, which has not helped in the age of tightening belts, both on the airline side and consumer.

My business had me fly out 3 hours to the client's site on a torture tube where I enjoyed the company of my adjacent passenger's rolls spilling out into my lap while contorted in such a way to make even a small Asian girl blush

by mzax August 1, 2017

tube amp

An amplifier built with tubes ; some types of output tubes / valves such as EL34, 6550, 845 etc can be used . Most common designs are push-pull and single ended and OTL. Those amplifiers are alternative to SS (solid state) amplifiers where no tubes / valves available. Some hybrid type of amplifiers also available.

As an audiophile upgrade is in my blood and my tube amplifier needs rolling new tubes.

by TheRambler123 September 23, 2017

ear tube

the tube in which you hear things.

(Wife) Hey Hunny wanna get the phone?
(Husband) I broke my ear tube.

by shortie64 April 1, 2009

plecka tube

a random fuckin bag you find on the internet

Your a fucking pleckatube cunt

plecka tube: a random fuckin bag you find on the internet

by DarknessPlayz September 27, 2018

Xendroxi Tube

The xendroxi tube is a tube that only whales have, and it is located near the stomach region. It supplies polintus which is an energy source that allows whales to blow out of the blow whole. If this tube is damaged the whale's internal organs will shut down.

There was a whale that had it's xendroxi tube damaged and it washed up on the shore.

by Frank Louisa December 26, 2019