A toad vampire is a person who is likely to be swearing at girls using the phrase ''shut the fuck up'' considering himself a king and the king of games in which makes him the loser of all games and low self of steem mostly a man with a small doodle , smaller then all the other boys who have been inside of puchero and dumped a bag of dumb nuts off and left her selfless and recklessly in danger of people around her
Girl : Did you see that guy the other night trying to hit on that girl and got shut down cause she could tell he had something wrong with him , so the guy and his autistic friend decided to play games which was very out of fashion for Nike shoes at the time in his psychedelic form of retardation.
Other girl : yeah it was totally a act of toad vampire considering he thinks hes gonna charm her all she will catch is warts and dog named adrianiko .
Other girl : yeah it was totally a act of toad vampire considering he thinks hes gonna charm her all she will catch is warts and dog named adrianiko .
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Get the Wiskernut toad mug.Experiencing a completely different outlook on life after taking psychedelics (like Mike tyson after smoking DMT)
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“What happened to Mathew?he used to be so angry all the time.”
“He met the toad after taking shrooms and now he gardens to get rid of all his frustrations “
“What happened to Mathew?he used to be so angry all the time.”
“He met the toad after taking shrooms and now he gardens to get rid of all his frustrations “
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